Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 84, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1909 — Short But Sharp. [ARTICLE]

Short But Sharp.

Miss Cutting—l am usually so seasick when I cross the ocean that it takes away all the pleasure of the trip. Sapleigh—And I am—aw —nevah sick on shipboard, doncher know. What do you—aw —think of that? Miss Cutting—l think I’d almost be willing to have a head as empty as yours if I could escape the malady.