Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 84, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1909 — The New Baby. [ARTICLE]

The New Baby.

TheMother—lsn’t he just perfect? The Father —Great kid! The Uncle—What! Another? The Aunt (on the mother’s side) —He favors all of ns. The Aunt (on the father’s side) —He favors all of us! The Nurse—He’s a poor sleeper. The Bachelor Friend—l’m sorry for them. The Cook —He’s a darlint! (I’ll give ’em notice to-morrow!) The Doctor—Shall I charge SSO or $100? The Cynic-—Well, It Isn’t his fault. The Clergyman—Another soul. The Milkman—Another customer. —T. M., in Life.