Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 84, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1909 — His One Regret. [ARTICLE]

His One Regret.

Passenger (as the ship is sinking)— Captain, is there no hope— no hope whatever? Captain—None at all, my man; no hope at all’. Passenger—Confound the luck! And I wouldn’t eat any cucumbers for dinner because I was afraid of lhdlgestlon!” Bride—Dearest, Towser has eaten the supper I cooked for you with mjr own hands. Hubby—Never mind, sweetheart. I’ll get you another dog.