Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 83, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1909 — Probably Followed Advice. [ARTICLE]

Probably Followed Advice.

“I notice a man who had a cold in his head has committed suicide.” “Poor fellow! New what fool friend could have advised him to try that remedy?”

“Wfiy', you have beaten this Turkish rug to a frazzle;'’ , “Yes’m, I’m a good Roosevelt Republican.