Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 July 1909 — No Escape. [ARTICLE]

No Escape.

Temperance Gentleman “Tom Timkins, if you continue like this there is only weeping and gnashing in store for you.” The Incorrigible—“ Ain’t (hie) got a tooth (hie) in my ’head.” Temperance Gentleman —“My friend teeth will be provided.” A short man wandered into Hotel Savoy at Kansas City and asked for the typewriter’s studio. He lived in Kansas and wanted to Btay another week, so he was in search of a typewriter to send home a letter to serve as an apology for his absence. “Kansas City, this date," he muttered to the typewriter. “I have that.” "My dear wife.” “Yes.” “Very Important business will require my presence in Osawatomie for a few days— ’’ “Let’s see,” interrupted the artist. “How do you spell that OssawatomieT” "Spell It yourself, it’s your typewriter.” “I can’t Bpell Osawatomie?” she replied in digust. "No.” "Then I'll go to Fort Scott.”