Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 July 1909 — All For a Quarter. [ARTICLE]

All For a Quarter.

"This quarter doesn't sound right,” said the smart clerk, ringing the coin on the counter. "Huh," growled the customer. "What do you want for a quarter, any way? An opera solo with an orchestra accompaniment?"