Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1909 — BETTER NOT LIE AT ALL. [ARTICLE]

BETTER NOT LIE AT ALL.

Lying matches are generally won by number two. The party who said he once drove a spike through the moon, thought he had ’em going, hut one of his auditors spoke up and said that was true, for now that his attention was called to it, he remembers that very occasion for happening to be on the other side, saw it coming through, and clinched it. What chance had number one after that! o “Her name was Maud’’ heads an item where mules lands on a german citizen, but the name he handed out sounded like that name backward. t ' ' o We may all pant for liberty but the tramp with a bull dog attached to his pants bosom is in dead earnest. :—o After a shoemaker has been married the fourth time should he stick to his last 1