Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1909 — A Delicate Hint. [ARTICLE]

A Delicate Hint.

Sandy and his lass had been sitting together about half an hour in silence. “Maggie,” he said at length, “wasna’ I here on the Sawbath nlcht?” “Aye, Sandy, I daur say you were.” “An’ wasna I here on Monday nicht?” “Aye, so ye were.” “An’. I was here on Tuesday nicht, an’ Wednesday nicht, an’ Thursday nicht, and’ Friday nicht?” “Aye, I’m thinkin’ that’s so.” “An this is Saturday nicht, an’ I’m here again?” “Weel, what for, no? I’m sure ye’re very welcome.” Sandy (desperately)—“Maggie, woman! D’e no begin to smell a rat?” Gold Medal flour, only $1.60 per sack, worth $1.85. CHICAGO BARGAIN STORE. Sheriff Shirer and Miss Hazel Warner accompanied Mrs. Jennie, Guss, of Oil lam township, to Longcliff asylum Wednesday. Mrs. Guss seems very rational and there is 0 question in the minds of those who have met her while here whether she should be sent to the asylum. Mr. Tigler, of Hanging Grove township, who is in jail here awaiting his reception to the asylum is another case in point, and Sheriff Shirer thinks he should have never been pronounced Insane. 25 cent 4, 8 and 16 candle power, best made, closing out now at 20c. CHICAGO BARGAIN STORE. A new supply of hives and other bee supplies just arrived. Leslie Clark, at Republican office. The Republican is headquarters for fine job printing.

My child was burned terribly about the face, neck and chest. I applied Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil. The pain ceased and the child sank into a restful sleep.”—Mrs. Nancy M. Hanson, Hamburg, N. Y. Battling Nelson knocked out Jack Clifford at Oklahoma City, Okla., Tuesday night in the fifth round of what was to have been a twenty round bout.