Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1909 — Going Some. [ARTICLE]

Going Some.

A Kansas man has taken out a patent on an electric motor'" fastened on a cow’s back, the electricity being generated by a dynamo attached to the cow’s tail, says the American inventor. It strains the milk' and hangs up the pail and strainer. A small phonograph accompanies the outfit, which yells “So” when the cow moves. If she kicks, a hinged arm catches the milk stool and lams her over the head with it. It is reported that he has an attachment, patent applied for, that feeds the hogs, curries the horses and jollies the old woman so that all he has to do is set back and look wise.