Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1909 — The Older the Dirtier. [ARTICLE]

The Older the Dirtier.

Two Jews decided one hot summer’s day to take a swim in the coos waters of the Detroit River. When arrayed in their abbreviated bathing costumes, Jakie said to Iky, “Iky, why is it that you are so much dirtier than I?” Iky replied, “of course, don’t you know I am much older than you?”