Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1909 — Almost as ood. [ARTICLE]

Almost as ood.

Little Ikey came up to his father with a very solemn face. “Is it true, father,” he asked, “that marriage is a failure?” His father surveyed his thoughtfully for moment. “Well, Ikey,” he finally replied, “if you get a rich wife it’s almost as good as a failure.” —“Lippinoott’s.”