Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1909 — Page 7

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Or Make Any Repairs about the place ? If you are, then remember this: we can saTe you some money on any amount of any hind of Lumber or Building Material. We have a most complete assortment of the best Lumber, Shingles, Sash, Doors, Moldings, Interior and Exterior Finish, Porch Columns, In short, everything that yonr likely to need to build with. Our stock Is dry and well kept, and our prices are—well, an estimate will convince yon that we can save yon money. J. C. GWIN & CO.

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aHiISStpSIIftSEITiiS NO MONEY REQUIRC CD until you receive ana approve of your bicycle. We ship to anyone, anywhere in the U. S. without a cent deposit in advance, prepay freight, and allow TEN DAYS’ FRKB TRIAL during which time you may ride the bicycle and put it to any teat you wish. If you are then not perfectly satisfied or do not wish to keep the bicycle ship it back to us at our expense and you will not be out one cent. CapTADV PDirre We furnish the highest grade bicycles it is possible to make sHVIVEs IBIVL*at one small profit above actual factory cost. You save ho to hi middlemen’s profits by buying direct of us and have the manufacturer's guarantee behind your bicycle. 1)0 NOT BUY a bicycle or a pair of tires from anyone at any price until you receive our catalogues and learn our unheard of /actory prices and remarkable special offers to rider agents. YOU WILL BE ASTONISHED study our superb models at tha*wieuSir/u!fr low prices we can make you this year. We sell the highest grade bicycles for less money than any other factory. We are satisfied with $i .00 profit above factory cost. BICYCLE DEALERS, you can sell our bicycles under your own name plate at lir prices. Orders filled the day received. D HAND BICYCLES. W« do not regularly handle second hand bicycles, but : a number on hand taken in trade by our Chicago retail stores. These we clear out rices ranging from S 3 to 98 or 910. Descriptive bargain lists mailed free. j equipment of aU*lrfnda at half the usual retail prices. &***•» t*l*i*s tad *OO HEDGETHOBN PUNCTURE-PROOF *ll2 X SELF-HEALING TIRES TO A The regular retail price of these tires is $8.50 per pair, but to introduce we will ■ sell youasample Pair tor f 4.Bo(cashwilhoriter ft. 55). fcjmt, 'ifWj*K9(lWWMßlreiMllKll>^Fw». NO MORE TROUBLE FROM PUNCTURES SB|nj9||n| NAD S. Tarim or Clans will not lot tlin Vwhtm&flnUUEESßm ! Mir out. Sixty thousand pairs sold last year. MdaWSfcAffM; Over two hundred thousand pairs now in use. DESCRIPTION: Made in nil sires Itlslively So' ... s. ; t—o and easy i uliug.vciyrtui ahU and lined inside with • special quality of rubber, which never becomes 1 11 the think rubber tread fic'Slcuatomersstnting that their tires have only been pumped Of d ' Ytr^»*«H’* ssass-’R'ssss: M&sfas&S; a Erat’.te’iSf.ss: by several layers of thin, specially prepared fabric onhbe VV soft ELAB%C uZa tread. The regular price of these tires is&,yi per pair, but for W sa£v wim NO* ° ® advertlsingpurpoac.xweare making a special factory price to ® “ AS * nuuitu. the rider erf only 14.80 per pair. All orders shipped same day letter is received. We ship C. O. D. on approval. You do not pay a cent until you have examined and found them strictly as represented. We will allow a eash discount of 5 per cent (thereby making the price 94.53 per pair) if you •end FULL CABII WITH ORDER and enclose this advertisement. You run no risk in •ending us an order as the tires may be returned at OUR expenae If for any reason they are not satisfactory on examination. We are perfectly reliable and money aent to us la as safe as in • bank. If you order a pair of these tires, you will find that they will ride easier, run faster, wear better, last longer aad look finer than any tire you have ever used or seen at any price. We know that you will be so well pleased that when you want a bicycle you will give us your order. We want you to send us a trial order at once, hence this remarkable tire offer. mrn- n rg%m§ urrn rmro tlon't buy any kind «t »tvy price until yon send for a pair of mr WUO ntCl/ f gfgfco Hcdgethorn Puncture-Eroof tire# on approval and trial at the special Introductory price quoted above: or write for onr big Tire and Sundry Catalogue which describes and quotes all makes and kinds of tires at about half the usual prices. HU Mixiw IMP A IT* but write us a postal today. DO NOT THINK OF BUYING a bicycle MJtJ nUI Vw fit I or a pair of tirea from anyone until you kftow the new and wonderful offers we are making. It only costa a postal to learn everything. Write it ROW. JL L MEAD CYCLE COMPANY, CHICAGO, ILL “ WE PRINT ANYTHtNtq FOR ANYBOOY ”

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Wasted Oratory. , ;i A young curate who had recently taken orders was appointed to a church where the vicar was extremely energetic, so much so that when he had heen there six months he never had a chance of preaching. This, he thought was hard lines, as he felt sure that he had the making of a great orator in him. One day, however, his vicar told him that there would be a child to christen the next Sunday afternoon and that he (the vicar) would be engaged elsewhere and it would be left for the curate to conduct the service, “Now,” he thought to himself, “if I am not allowed to preach, I will at least avail myself of the opportunity to let some portion of the congregation know what my oratorical powers are.” The eventful afternoon arrived; the child’s father, mother, uncles, and aunts, godfather and godmother stood round the font. The services went very well until he had to take the child in his arms. He took hold of it as if it were a torpedo, and then delivered himself of this oration: “My dear brethren, before I proceed to christen this child, I would like to address a few words to the sponsers as to its future welfare. It is an old saying and true one that the child is father to the man. Now, this infant I hold in my arms may if properly trained, rise to great eminence. He might one day, if well brought up, get into parliament and become a second Balfour or Campbell Bannerman and pass such laws as would benefit the whole British Empire; or again he might become a great soldier and emulate the deeds of Kitchner or Lord Roberts. Should he go into the church he might eventually become Arch-bishop of Canterbury or a great missionary, and be the means of converting thousands of souls. “If he entered the medical profession, why should he not be a Jenner or a man like Harvey, who discovered the circulation of the blood? Should he turn his attention to commerce, what is there to prevent him from becoming Lord Mayor of London? “As a scientific man he might be a Newton or an Edison. What is the child’s name?” “Mary Ann, please, sir.” The baby fell into the font. The Only Perfect Couple. She was a widow and her second venture was a widower. He was a gentle soul and hand’t much to say in response when his wife had a great deal to remind him of, especially when she compared him with her former, but when he did speak it counted. One night he went to sleep while she was telling him the old, old story. She followed him shortly. Along in the middle of the night she was awakened by his uneaßy turning. “John,” she said, “are you awake?” “Yes, Susan," he replied softly. “What’s the matter?” “Oh, nothing, Susan; I was just thinking if your first had married my first they would have been the only perfect couple on.earth.” Then he went to sleep again—while she was talking. • ... All-ways. “What makes it fly so?” asked a little Boston maiden as her mother brushed her hair. “It’s electricity. Don’t you know there’s electricity in your hair?” replied her mother. “Well, mamma, aren’t we wonderfully made? Here I am with electricity in my hair, and grandma has got gas In her stomach.” The Patch As a Guide. A New Englander recently had occasion to engage a gardener. One morning two applicants appeared—one a decidedly decent looking man, and the other of much lesg, preposessing appearance and manner. After very little hesitation the man of the house chose the latter applicant. A friend who was present .evinced surprise at the selection, asking: “Has that man ever worked for* you before?” “No,” replied the other; “in fact I never saw' either of them until today.” "Then why did you choose the shorter man? The other had a much bettjr face.” ’ A “Face!” exclaimed the .proprietor of the place In disgust. “Let me tell you that, when you pick a gardener, you want to go by his overalls. If they’re patched on the knees you want him. If the patch la on the seat of Ids trousers, you don’t."

Alone In Saw Mill at Midnight unmindful of dampness, drafts, storms or cold, W. J. Atkins worked as Night Watchman, at Banner Springs, Tenn. Such exposure gave him a severe cold that settled on his lungs. At last he had to give up work. He tried many remedies bat all failed till he used Dr. King’s New Discovery. “After using one' bottle” he writes, “I went back to work as well as ever.” Severe Colds, inflamed throats and sore longs, stubborn Coughs, Hemorrhages, Croup and Whooping Cough get quick relief and prompt cure from this glorious medicine. 50c and SI.OO. Trial bottle free, guaranteed by A. F. Long. According to information given out at Pittsburg, the Pennsylvania will destroy 25,000 old wooden freight cars which have been in service on the company lines for a good many years. The road is now receiving a new style of pressed steel freight car, which is being built near Pittsburg, and these have been found to withstand the wear and tear of railroad service much better than the wooden cars, proving a big saving in expense. How to Cure Skin Disease. The germs and their poisons which cause the disease must be drawn to the surface of the skin and destroyed. Zemo, a scientific preparation for external use, will do this and will positively cure Eczema, Pimples, Dandruff and every form of skin or Bcalp disease. See photos of many remarkable cures and show case or window display at Long’s drug store. Ask for sample. The executive committee of the Indiana Conference of Charities and Correction has fixed upon October 23-26, 1909, as the date for the next annual meeting. This is to be held at Columbus and will be the' eighteenth session of the organization. Looking One’s Best. It’s a woman’s delight to look her best but pimples, skin eruptions, sores and boils rob life of joy. Listen! Bucklen’s Arnica Salve cures them; makes the skin soft and velvety. It glorifies the face. Cures Pimples, Sore Eyes, Cold Sores, Cracked Lips, Chapped Hands. Try It. Infallible for Piles. 25c at A. F. Long’s. William Fleming, former saloonkeeper and alleged gambler of Cleveland, 0., was found guilty of grand larceny at South Bend, in that he engineered a bunko-steerfng game in which W. J. Springborn, service director of Cleveland, lost SIO,OOO, the amount being waged in a fake wrestling match. The jury was out only one hour, and as soon as the verdict was announced Fleming was sentenced to the Michigan City prison for from one to fourteen years.

Rich Men’s Gifts Are Poor beside this: “I want to go on record as saying that I regard Electric Bitters as one of the greatest gifts that God has made to women,” writes Mrs. O. Rhlnevault, of Vestal Center, N. Y., "I can never forget what it has done for me.” This glorious medicine gives a woman bouyant spirit, vigor of body and jubilant health. It quickly cures Nervousness, Sleeplessness, Melancholy, Headache, Backache, Fainting and Dizzy Spells; soon builds up the weak, ailing and sickly. Try them. 60c at A. F. Long’s. When one hog gets an ear of corn every other hog will trot along behind and squeal and beg and Is ready for a bite, but just let the hog get his head fast in the crack of a fence and every son of a sow will jump on and help tear him to pieces. Just so it Is with men. As long as a man is prosperous and has money he can’t keep his friendß off with a baseball bat. The moment he is unfortunate and his wealth is gone he is not only snubbed by his former friends but they begin to do all harm possible. When a man starts down grade the world steps to one side and greases the track. Mr. A. F. Long is pleased to announce to his customers that he has secured the agency for Zemo, the best known remedy for the positive and permanent cure of Eczema, Pimples, Dandruff, Blackheads, Piles and every form of Skin or Scalp disease. Zemo gives instant relief and cures by des troying the germ that causes the disease, leaving a clean, healthy skin. See display and photos of cures made by Zemo at Long’s drug store. H. C. Peters, a former well known business man of Liberty, Ind., is dead after a two*years’ Illness. He was seventy-seven years old. Mr. Peters held a medal for long membership in the Odd Fellows. He was also a Mason.

RICH BED BLOOD Means Rosy Cheeks, Clear Complexion, Bright Eyes and Plenty of Energy. What does rich, red blood mean? It means brains, vitality, ambition, hopefulness, persistency, and everyfhing worth living for. But you can’t have rich, red blood, if your digestion is Imperfect; and your, digestion Is certainly imperfect if you have sour stomach, bad taste in mouth, lump of lead after eating, belching of gas anff nervous unrest. So far reaching is the effect of indigestion, that many times the eyesight is affected. If you have indigestion or any symptom of stomach distress or agony, B. F. Fendig will sell you a mighty remedy for 50 cents, and guarantee it to cure or money back. The remedy is called Mi-o-na. its powerful, reconstructive action on the stomach is little short of marvelous. It tones up, strengthens and puts new life and energy into the worn out stomach in a few days. It cures by removing the cause. If you are suffering, try a large 50 cent box. It’s a small price to pay for banishing indigestion. Mi-o-na is sold by leading druggists in every town in America, and by B. F. Fendig in Rensselaer for 50 cents a box. D 22 HYOMEI Cures catarrh or money back. Just breathe it in. Complete outfit, including inhaler sl. Extra bottles 600. Druggists. After being out about two hours, the jury that tried Joseph E. Davis, auditor of Delaware county, for alleged malfeasance in public office, Tuesday evening found Davis guilty as charged in the indictment and assessed him the minimum fine, one dollar, and costs of suit. It would have been possible to have fined Davis SI,OOO. There are eight other indictments against Davis that will be disposed of later. Eczema is Now Curable. ZEMO, a clean liquid for external use, stops itching instantly and permanently cures eczema and every form if itching skin or scalp diseases. A. F. Long, the druggist, says he has been shown positive proof of many remarkable cures made by ZEMO and that he endorses and recommends It and believes ZEMO will do all that is claimed for it. One of the largest fees in the history of the Washington, D. C. t bar granted to an attorney—s6o,4s3—was awarded by the probate court to Holmes Conrad, former solicitor general of the United States, for services in connection with obtaining a judgment from the supreme court of the United States, allowing the claim of the heirs of the late Joseph Parish $181,358 for ice furnished to the Union army during the civil war. There are many Imitations of DeWitt’s Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve —DeWitt’s is. the original. Be sure you get DeWitt’s Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve when you ask for it. It Is good for cuts, burns and bruises, and Is especially good for Piles. Sold by all druggists. Bad luck is pursuing the family of James Horrall, a prominent Hells Neck farmer. Last week Mr. Horrall broke his arm in brushing away a fly on bis nose by accidentally releasing a lever of a lifting Jack which held up a wagon. Tuesday night Jerauld, a sixteen-year-old .son of Mr. Horrall, suffered a broken leg when the horse he was riding tumbled into a ditch and fell on the rider. The boy was going to a revival meeting. Sometimes you may be told that there are other things just as good as DeWltt's Kidney and Bladder Pills. That Isn’t so. Nothing made is as good as DeWitt’s Kidney and Bladder Pills for any ailments of the kidney or bladder, which always result In weak back, backache, rheumatic pains, rheumatism and urinary disorders. A trial of DeWitt’s Kidney and Bladder Pills Is sufficient to convince you how good they are. Send your name to E. C. DeWltt &. Co., Chicago, for a free trial box. They are sold by all druggists. Vlona KUnowitz, aged ten years, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Albert Kllnowitz, of Michigan City, was struck by an automobile and knocked under a wagon and sustained serious bruises. It is not certain whether one of the wheels of the wagon passed over her or her injuries came from the blow of the automobile and the faH.

£orn Defer Not Until a Future Day to Act Wisely* •’ - ' 'T The ever present is the one time j for yon to do things. Therefore, yon should begin today to acquaint yourself with the quality of the building timber handled by ns. Let ns quote yon estimates the next time yon are in the market for any kind of bnlldlii|: material. _ Mjfc Rensselaer Lumber Company - ■■■ - ■ ■■ .■—» I Farm Loans.;: i, < > ;; If you have a loan on yonr j ’ < * FABM, and want to renew it • > a . learn our terms. v ! ’ <► < » A 4 * O We still have some money « • fto loan at 1! • < ► i: Five per cent :: * ’ and reasonable commission. *; Ie With partial payment prlvi- j ’ leges. No nndne delay when < - title is good. If yon desire a < • loan now or in the near future !! make application at onee be- ] [ fore rates are advanced. Call ‘ J telephone or write ; | •: First National Bank j • !! North Side Publle Square. < • | ‘ RENSSELAER, IND. \ ’ i———■ Cream Wanted Will pay Elgin prices and remit promptly. Why send yonr cream to Chicago when you can sell it in yonr neighboring town and get a fair, honest test. MACK’S CREAMERY, ' MONON, LNDIANAPIONEER Meat - Market J. EIGELSBACH, Proprietor. Beef, Pork and Veal MUTTON, SAUSAGE, BOLOGNA At Lowest Prices. The Highest Market Price Paid fer Hides and Tallow. Farm Loans. Any amount. Our rates are lowest. Terms most liberal. Loans closed promptly. No appraisers required. No extra charges and no “red tape." Give ns yonr application and save time and money. IE WIN k IRWIN, Rensselaer, Ind. Odd Fellows’ Building. MBfiHeat Market ROTH BROS. ML Shop first door east of Odd Fellows’ building. Everything fresh and clean. Fresh and salt meats, bologna, etc. Please give ns a eall and we will guarantee to give yon satisfaction. None bat good cattle killed. Be lumber the place. Highest market price paid for hides and tallew. FREE WOOD Good Workmanship In all Lines. Clean Shaving—The Best Hair Catting In the City. Warm Bath Room. Cullen Street Rensselaer. The Laporte county commissioners elected Wo. Halter, Willa township, superintendent of the county asylum to succeed Wm. Alschlager. Halter takes the place Bept. 1.