Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1909 — Page 2

How to Core * Your Piles Dm Often To Carelessness or Neglect and Stubborn to Cure * Ths knife Is not always necessary to sure even desperate cases of piles,” says a physician Whose years and experience make him an authority. “Indeed,” he pays further: ‘I have known some very aggravated cases of long standing cured by a simple borne remedy that restored to the bowels easy natural dally move* ments." And the doctor is right, as many .letters from cured people in various parts of the country prove. If sufferers from piles, rectal tumors and ulcers would try Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin they would often save themselves the terrible pain and danger and the heavy expense of a severe surgical operation. (Piles are often due to constipation and are always aggravated by it. Easy natural movements of the bowels such as are invariably produced by this famous laxative without pain or gripe do much to restore a normal, healthy condition to the bowels and thus cure piles. M. H. Miller, Moweaque, 111., says: “I have been troubled all my life with piles brought on by constipation. I tried many doctors and numerous remedies, but found no relief until I used Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. I have used it as a laxative and stomach remedy for the past nine years and have no more troubles with piles.” H. N. John, Minneapolis, Kan., says he suffered for four years with piles which were so bad that he could not work. Four bottles of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin cured him, and he says he has not been bothered since. * Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is a safe aure remedy for constipation, restoring «asy natural daily movements in the worst old chronic cases, yet so mild and pleasant to take mothers give it to their babies with splendid results. It is sold by all druggists at 60c and SI.OO per bottle. Pepsin Syrup Co., 302 Caldwell Bldg., Montieello, 111., will send a free sample to anyone who has not used it and will give it a fair trial. SOLD BY A. F. LONG,

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-» ■ ■ ■ mgm ■ —i —^ Chloago to Northwest, Indian* poll*, Cincinnati, and ttao South, Loul*vllla and Trench Lick Spring-*. KEHBSELAEB THEE TABLE In Effect March 7, 1909. SOUTH BOUND No. s—Louisville Ma 11.... ..10:66 a m. No. 33—Indianapolis Ma 11.... 1:69 p. m. No. 39 —Milk accom 6:02 p. m. No. 3—Louisville Ex 11:06 p. m. No. 31 —Fast mall 4:46 a m. NORTH BOUND No. 4—Mall ......*....4:69 a m. No. 40 —Mlm accom. 7:31 a m. No. 82 —Fast Mall 10:06 a m. No. 6—Mall and Ex. 3:17 p. m. No. 30—Cln. to Chi. MsJl^,.. .6:09 P- m. No. 6, south bound, makes connection at Monon for Indianapolis, arriving in that city at 2:30 p. m. Also train No. 38, north bound, leaves Indianapolis at 11:48 a m., and connects at Monon with No. I. arriving at Rensselaer at l:W p. B, Train No, 31 makes oonnectlofa at j* jr.w&.Tcnswi g:

NEWS IN PARAGRAPHS.

• An Indianapolis dispatch announces that all the defeated democratic candidates on the statet ticket last year desire to make another trial next year. Most of them have suffered defeats and think they are now due to WlD ' a The common council of Michigan City has passed an ordinance providing that all dogs in the city shall hereafter be either muzzled, locked up or killed. This action is the outgrowth of a mad dog biting a person there one day this week. Forty pupils in the Evansville schools have gone on a strike because their various teachers took passage on street cars which were being operated by “scabs,” or non-union operators. The school authorities have notified the parents of the absent boys that unless they returned to school they would not be promoted. No little excitement has been created at Indianapolis on account of Chief of Police Metzger firing at an automobile which was exceeding the speed limit and which refused to come to a halt when he called to the driver to stop the machine. Sam Dowden, a prominent attorney, was in the automobile and was shot through the leg. Eight hundred freight handlers employed by the Illinois Central railroad went out on strike at 7 o’clock Wednesday, and it is expected that employes of other branches of the service will join them unless their demands are acceded.to. The cause of the strike was the discharge of four union men, two of whom were foremen. In the office of the attorney general, preparations are being made to rout the belief which prevails, evidently, in a large part of the dry territory in Indiana that “near beer” and similar malt liquors can be sold without a retail liquor dealers’ license. The question is to be settled in the Supreme Court in a case which has been appealed from the Clinton circuit court. Governor Marshall called a meeting Wednesday of the new state accounting board members. At this meeting he requested the board to notify all sheriffs and county clerks in the state to not hold fees allowed them Under the fee and salary laws passed in 1907 and 1909. Governor Marshall has found both these laws to be unconstitutional and demands that this money be paid into the treasury. As a matter of imperative necessity Postmaster General Hitchcock has decided to discontinue the new green special delivery stamp and return to the familiar blue stamp showing a special delivery messenger boy on a bicycle. In the great rush with which the mails must De handledmany ters bearing the new stamp have escaped treatment as special delivery matter because of its similarity in size and color to the one-cent Stamp. They say that everything comes to him who waits, though a waiting attitude is not one for the advertiser to assume, as these lines will show: “He didn’t have a dollar, he didn’t have a dime; his clothes and shoes looked as though they had served their time. He didn’t try to kill himself to dodge misfortune’s whacks. Instead, he got some ashes and he filled five dozen sacks. Then next he begged a dollar. In the papers in the morn he advertised tin polish that would put the sun to scorn. He kept on advertising and just now, suffice to say, he’s out in California at his cottage on the bay.” Among the schools of Indiana that have been turning out graduates by scores and hundreds in the last few weeks is one that has done remarkably good work under adverse circumstances. Its graduating class numbers 104, of whom 22 took mechanical drawing and the rest a common school course. Probably no other school in the state equaled this one for punctuality and regularity of habits iu its pupils, and yet we would not recommend a boy to enter there if he can avoid it. It is the Indiana Reformatory at Jeffersonville, and W. H. Whittaker is the Superintendent. His school does excellent work but bus no solicitors on the road and does not seek to increase its enrollment. It has no alumni reunions, and in fact the chief purpote of the school is to make a boy feel when he graduates that he never wants to come back. Yet the boys who go there are greatly benefited. The influences of the school are humane and civilizing, and many of its graduates become useful and honorable* citizens.

CATARRH MICROBES.

. « A Dead Microbe is the Best Microbe —Hyomel Kills Them AIL Hyomei (pronounced High-o-me) is a killer of catarrh germs, because when you breathe it in, its antiseptic and germicide properties reach every nook and crevice of the mucous membrane, from the mouth and nose deep into the lungs. Hyomei brings the Australian forests of pine and eucalyptus to your home. It is made of the active principles extracted from these trees. No. one who lives in or near these forests suffers from catarrh. No one who breathes In Hyomei, the real forest air of Australia, will have catarrhfor long after the treatment starts. r If you want to cure catarrh, croup, bronchitis, coughs, colds, asthma, hay fever, or relieve consumption, try Hyomei, the common-sense cure, the cure that reaches the spot. A complete Hyomei outfit, including a hard rubber inhaler, costs only SI.OO and extra, bottles of Hyomei, if afterwards needed, cost but 50 cents. Guaranteed to cure, or money back. Sold by leading druggists everywhere. Sold and guaranteed in Rensselaer by B. F. Fendig. X 5

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Prophesying his own death and writing a series of melancholy poems, Charles N. Ettinger, one of the founders of the Chicago university, was found drowned in Lake Michigan. No doubt he committed suicide while mentally deranged. Ettinger’s family disregarded his requests that he be placed in a sanitarium, thinking his brilliant mind could not be clouded. This is the time of year when because of recurring national anniversaries we hear a great deal of talk about being ready to die for one’s country. Fortunately there is no demand now for that sacrifice, but to live for one’s country is always in order. That is best done by obedience to its laws, reverence for its institutions, the cheerful performance of the duties of citizenship, and a clear, upright and useful life.

Stung For 15 Years

by Indigestion’s pangs—trying many doctors and S2OO worth of medicine in vain, B. F. Ayscue, of Ingleslde, N. C., at last used Dr. King’s New Life Pills, and writes they wholly cured him. They cure Constipation, Biliousness, Sick Headache, Stomach, Liver, Kidney and Bowel troubles. 25c at A. F. Long’s. Logansport papers are quarreling over cause and effect. A “wet” piper says the city “has comparatively few vacant houses,” to which a “dry” editor responds: “Better tell the truth and tell your readers that Loganspcrt. has more empty houses right now than any other time within twentyfive years.” We do not know of any other pill that is as good as DeWitt’s Little Early Risers, the famous little liver pills—small, gentle, pleasant and sure pills with a reputation. Sold by all druggists. The Eighth Annual Picnic of “The Benton Hoosiers” will be held on Saturday, June 19, 1909, at 1 p. m. in Washington Park near Refectory building, 56th street and South Park Ave., Chicago. Business meeting at 4:30 and dinner at 5 o’clock. All hoosiers are invited and requested to invite those they may know. Home folks are especially invited. Charles Martin, of Wabash, former justice of the peace, has been sentenced to jail for six months on an indictment for bolding illegal court at lakes outside of Wabash county and extorting money from men arrested by false pretenses. Prominent men were indicted with him. Martin was a fugitive in St. Louis and Chicago and was arrested in Chicago.

There Is more catarrh in this section Of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced It a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney '& Co, Toledo, Ohio, Is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken Internally In doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case It falls to cure. Bend for circulars and testimonials. Address: F. J. CHENET A CO, Toledo. Ohio. Sold by Druggists, 76c. Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.

SHE GOT THEBE FIRST.

And Carried the Day By Ordering Salmon. "I say Gaddersby,” said Mr. Smith, as he came Into the fishmonger’s with a lot of tackle in his hand. “ “1 want you to give me some fish to take home with me. Put them up to look &8 if they’ve been caught today,. will you?’’ “Certainly, sir,” said the fish monger. “How many?” “Oh, you’d better give me three or four barbel. Make it look decent in quantity without appearing to exaggerate, you know.” “Yes, sir. But you’d better take salmon, hadn’t you?” “Why? What makes you think so?” “Oh, nothing except that your wife was down here early this afternoon and said if you dropped in with your fishing tackle and a generally woe-Segone look, to get you to take salmon if possible, as she liked that kind better than any other.” Mr. Smith took salmon.—Punch.

Reciprocity.

Fond Mother—Would you kindly allow baby to pull your whiskers to keep him quiet. Irate Photographer Certainly, madatn, if you will allow me to slap the brat when I am finished.

The Modern Reader’s Bible.

Shortly after little Margaret, aged four, had been taken to see “Peter Pan,” in which Maude Adamp plays the title role, her six-year-old brother undertook to tell her the story of the creation. “And then, Margaret,” said he, “after the Lord had made all the rest of the things, He made a man and called him Adam, and by and by Adam got tired of being all alone, and the Lord took one of Adam’s ribs from him when he was asleep and made ft wife for him as ft Surprise, and her name was—” "Oh, I know! I know!” exclaimed little Margaret, quickly, '“her name was Maude Adams.” Harper’s Weekly.

The Reason.

A teacher in a public school of Boston once had great difficulty in imparting to a boy pupil of ten certain elementary principles of grammar. In class one day the instructor experienced more than the usual amount of trouble with the lad. In desperation, the teacher finally blurted out the question: “At least, you can tell me why we study grammar?” “Yes, ma’am,” returned the pupil) “we Study grammar so that we can laugh at the mistakes of others.” — Harper’s Weekly.

Tip on Politics.

The young man who had just been elected to office was boasting of his prowess as a politician. “After the swelling in your head goes down," observed the homegrown philosopher, “you may be able to see that your election didn’t happen because the people were anxious to get you in, but because of their anxiety to get the other fellow out.”

The Opinion That Counted.

They had a dispute, and agreed to leave it to the military expert. “What bullet,” they asked, "do you consider the deadliest?’’ For several minutes he remained in a brown study. Then he looked up with the air of one who had settled the matter finally and definitely. “The one that hits,” he said.

His Analysis.

Stern Parent —So you want more money, do you? Why don’t you go to work and earn it? His Son—Well, if trying to get a a few pepnles out of you doesn’t come under the head of work, then I’ve looked up the wrong definition In the dictionary.

By Her Brother.

The girl on the sofa sighed a soulful sigh. “Nobody seems to understand me,” she said, sadly. “How can they,” queried her big brother, "when you spend two-thirds of your time in front of a mirror trying to make yourself less plain?”

Far From the Facts.

"What do you think of my historical novel?” asked the author. “It is an achievement,’ answered the chilly critic. “You have at last succeeded in showing that your fiction may be stronger than truth.”— Washington Star.

Fickle.

The maid was an elegant looker But yet the young fellow forsooker, Because he had learned All her dinners she beamed. In fact, that she wasn’t a oooktr. —Houston Port.

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