Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 64, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 April 1909 — In Five Minutes. [ARTICLE]

In Five Minutes.

Take your sour stomach—or maybe you call it Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Gastritis or Catarrh of Stomach; it does not matter—take your stomach trouble right with you to your Pharmacist and ask him to open a 50-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin and let you eat one 22-grain Triangule and see if within five minutes there is left any trace of your Btoinach misery. The correct name for your trouble is Food Fermentation—food souring; the Digestive organs become weak, there is lack of gastric juice; your food is only half digested, and you become affected with loss of appetite, pressure and fullness after eating, vomiting, nausea, heartburn, griping in bowels, tenderness in the pit of the stomach, bad taste in mouth, constipation, pain in limbs, sleeplessness, belching of gas, biliousness, sick headache, nervouness, dizziness and many other similar syqgptoms. If your, appetite is fickle, and nothing tempts you, or you belch gas or if you feel bloated after eating, dr your food lies like a lump of lead on your stomach, you can make up your mind that at the bottom of all this there is but one cause—fermentation of undigested food. Prove to yourself, after your next meal, that your stomach is as good as any; that there is nothing really wrong. Stop this fermentation and begin eating what you want without fear of discomfort or misery. Almost Instant relief is waiting for m you. It is merely a matter of how soon you take a little Diapepsin. ■» V A trained horse, shown in vaudeville theaters and circuses, and valued at several thousand dollars, jumped from a fast express train between Chicago and Peru. A telegram recelved at Peru said that a searching party found the animal at North Judson, and that it was unhurt except for a few cuts on the head. Children especially like Laxative Cough Syrup, as it tastes nearly as good as maple sugar. It not only heals irritation and allays Inflammation, thereby stopping the oough, but It also moves the bowels gently and in that way drives the cold from the system. It contains no opiates. Sold by all druggists. Mrs. Polly Weed Baker, aged 67 years, residing at Newburg, Ind., and Simon Shippert, aged 60, an insurance agent at Burlington, la., were married at Evansville Wednesday. It is the tenth marriage and the ninth husband for the aged bride, she having been married twice to one of her previous husbands. .. dttii * , Dewitt’s Little Busy Eaters, the pins end the beet puis Haile, mw edsy to take and aot gently and are certain. Wb eell and reeommend them. All druggists.