Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 62, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 April 1909 — Page 7

. Il ml ■ ' IWe could make clothes J,d ~ A expressly here at h&j,kbit 1 Jpocal tailor shop today is impractical fV jXr and unprofitable It has no labor market from which to secure desirable cutters and tailors <> It cannot afford to install a modem plant designed to reduce cost of production It doesn’t do sufficient business to enable it w to w °°i eo * < i* reci rom I* cann °f k ee P •bwart °I metropolitan styles W- * 'X M&s«« ’jWiw and workmanship. ■' M Therefore, we send our orders * 4 %fW for fine made-to-measure clothes to V* ce & Co., °f Chicago. We can take your measure the same way we would if running shops ■F Ecre, and furnish you your clothes, |3L Bk made as you want them, at 50$ less ® than we could make them locally. jSL..-..-' Won’t you call today? The Cash Store G. B. Porter, Prop., Rensselaer, Ind. fcBBMHHBBHBMBBD * J> ■ I j • B I ;u IV . «4y y - ' I B B liflKiT&riu dwt-aSBiSf JBBSfeir* ■ ■o ■>i ■ 801B 01 H | Or make W Repairs I I About the Place? I If you are, then remember this: we can save you some * Bd money on any amount of any kind of Lumber or Building ■ »n Material. We have a most complete assortment of the ■ •o best Lumber, Shingles, Sash, Douis, Moldings, Interior B R; ' and Exterior Finish, Porch Columns, in short, everything ■ that your likely to need to build with. Our stock is dry and well kept, and our prices are— B well, an estimate will convince you that we can save you ■ money. ■ r J. C. GWIN & CO. I iff Bl IP Bl BL—Bl B Bi IB'3jC

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LAUGH A LITTLE BIT. Here’s a motto just your fit; Laugh a little bit. When you thing you’ve trouble hit Lough: a little bit Look misfortune in the face,. Brave the bedlam’s rude grimace; Ten to one "twill yield its place L If you have the wit and grit Just to laugh a little bit. Cherish this as sacred writ, Laugh a little bit. Keep it with you, sample it, Laugh a little bit. Little ills will sure betide you. Fortune may not sit beside you, Men may knock and fame deride you, But you’ll mind them not a whit If you laugh a little bit. —Author Unknown.

In Five Minutes.

Take your sour stomach —or maybe you call it Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Gastritis or Catarrh of Stomach; it does not matter—take your stomach trouble right with you to your Pharmacist and ask him to open a 50-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin and let you eat one 22-graln Triangule and see if within five minutes there is left any trace of your stomach misery. The correct name for your trouble is Food Fermentation—food souring; the Digestive organs become, weak, there is lack of gastric juice; your food is only half digested, and you become affected with loss of appetite, pressure and fullness after eating, vomiting, nausea, heartburn, griping in bowels, tenderness in the pit of the stomach, bad taste in mouth, constipation, pain in limbs, sleeplessness, belching of gas, biliousness, sick headache, nervouness, dizziness and many other similar symptoms. If your appetite is fickle, and nothing tempts you, or you belch gas or if you feel bloated after eating, or your food lies like a lump of lead on /our stomach, you can make up your mind that at the bottom of all this there is but one cause—fermentation of undigested food. Prove to yourself, after your next meal, that your stomach is as good as any; that there is nothing really wrong. Stop this fermentation and begin eating what you want without fear of discomfort or misery. Almost instant relief is waiting for you. It is merely a matter of how soon you take a little Diapepsin.

The proclamation of Governor Marshall, declaring the acts of the recent general assembly to be in effect, was Issued by the governor on Saturday. The receipts from the county clerks of the state were all in the governor’s hands last Tuesday, but the delay in issuing the proclamation was caused by the governor’s promise to the railroads of the state to make the proclamation on -April 10th, in order to give them time to prepare to observe the law concerning the collection of ten cents excess fare when fare is paid on a train.

Stallion Record Books.

The Republican has printed a set of stallion record books which are now on sale at this office. The books show the date of service, date of return, and each page is signed by the customer and becomes a note for the service. No stallion owner can afford to be without them. $1 each. Mail orders given prompt attention.

The Logansport papers announce that the Wallace-Hagenbeck shows will appear in that city on April 27th. The date was not decided upon until last Friday by Ben Wallace, manager. The show will be at Kokomo on Monday and will go from Logansport to Lafayette.

Frightful Fate Averted. "I would have been a cripple for life from a terrible cut on my knee cap,” writes Frank Disberry, Kelliher, Minn, “without Bucklen’s Arnica Salve, which soon cured me.” Infallible for wounds, cuts and bruises, it soon cures Burns, Scalds, Old Sores, Bolls, Skin Eruptions. World's best for Piles. 25c at A F. Long’s. A dispatch from Indianapolis says the circuit court has denied an injunction asked to prevent the expenditure of the legislative appropriation of 175,000 for agricultural experiments.

SOW’S ThlsT We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot bo cured by Hairs Catarrh Cure. ... F. X CHE.Wr * CO. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last li years, and beJlove him.- perfect]*, honorable in all business transactions, and financially €ble to carry out any obligations made y his firm. u Family Pills tot constl- « .. • 4*.'-■***'*'-C-i— —

HALF TRUE TALES OF PEOPLE AND THINGS.

Thanks to the Burglar. The dark lantern flashed through the flat. Then came the gleam of a revolver. “Hands up!” hissed the head of the family. “You’re a burglar “Y-yes,” gasped the intruder, as he faced the cold steeL “What have you stolen?” “Your wife’s pug dog.” “H’m. Er—if that’s all you may sneak out quietly.” “And your mother-in-law’s parrot.” “You don’t say. Well, here is some loose change.” “And your daughter’s phonograph.” “Good! Here’s some more loose change.” ■ “Also your son’s punching bag.” “What! Great Scott, man, come out to the library and I’ll open a special bottle.” ,

Generous Lawyer. —A Boston lawyer tells this story on another lawyer named Ames, who was retained as counsel for a man who stepped in a hole in the street and broke his leg. Suit was brought against the city in the sum of SI,OOO, and Ames won the case. The city appealed to the Supreme Court. But here also the verdict was in favor of Ames’ client. After settling up the claim, Ames handed his client a silver dollar. “What is this for?” asked the man. “That is what is left after taking out my fee, the cost of appeal, and other expenses.” The man regarded the dollar a moment, then looked at Ames. “What is the matter with this?” he asked. “Is it bad?”

Sharp Retort “My dear,” said a thin little Brighton man to his wife, “this paper says that there is a woman down in .Devonshire who goes out and chops wood with her husband.” “Well, what of it? I think she could easily do it if he is as thin as you are. I have often thought of using you to peel potatoes with.” The thin man laid down his paper with a sigh that sounded like the squeak of a penny whistle.

It Had Been Tried. The police-court magistrate of a town in southern Kentucky was walking down the street one November evening with his friend, John Markham, a distiller. “Judge,” said Mr. Markham, “have you ever tried my number one brand of Old Markham?” “No, John,” admitted the Judge, “but I tried three men in court this morning who had tried it.”

The Kingdom Saved. When Barry Sullivan, the Irish tragedian, was playing “Richard III,” one night, and the actor came to the lines, “A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!” some merry wag in the

pit called out; “And wouHn't a jackass do as well for you?” “Sure, answered Sullivan, turning like a flash at the sound of the voice, “Come around to the stage door at once!”

Kansas is so honest it is painful. A local editor announces that he lost his umbrella, advertised the fact, and requested the finder to keep it. He reports “The finder did so.” Which also proves that advertising pays, even in Kansas. «

With the Other Crumbs. “Confound that waiter’s Insolence!” said Mr. Tightwad. “What’s the matter?” “When I laid a nickel on the table he swept it into a crumb tray.” Hubble—My dear, if I cannot leave the office in time for dinner tonight I will send you a note by a messenger. Wise —You need not go to that expense, George, for I have already found the note in your pocket. .

From Bad to Worse. ' He had pleaded the “detained at the office" excuse so often that they had become transparent, so when he arrived home late on a recent evening he determined to lean on the truth. “You’ve been drinking!” said his Indignant wife. “Selina, m’ dear, I can not tell a lie —l—” stammered the delinquent. “Then you’re even more Intoxicated than I thought. Go to bed.” It Shrank. A man bought a pair of red flannel undershirts on the clothier’s assurance that the garments would not shrink. Within a tew weeks he returned to enter a protest. “Have any trouble with them?” in-

qulred the clothing man. , *' “Oh, not much; only one mornink when I was dressing my wife looked up and asked, ‘John, where did you get that pink coral necklace?”’ Aiderman ’Reggy Doull and Pat Dowling got into a debate the other day upon the need of a greater navy. “I’m wit Rosenfelt,” said Dowling. “We nade a bigger navy. No nation c*h be great wit’out a great navy. None of ’em ever have.” “Ah’h,” said Doull, fiercely, “what talk have youse? Look at Ireland and the Jews —and thlm wit’out a rowboat betune ’em.”

Mother looked out of the window to see what caused the scuffling on-the front porch. “Oh! You naughty boy! stop pulling that poor cat’s tall,” she said to her four-year-old. "I’m not pulling it, Mamma,” he said innocently,,“l’m only holding on. The cat is doing the pulling.”

Johnnie (to Hew visitor) —"So you art my grandma, are-you?” Grandmother—“ Yes, Johnnie! I’m your grandmother on your father’s side.”

Johnnie —“Well, you’re on the wrong side, you’ll find that out.”

Ragon, of the Lowell Tribune, is in trouble again. In making up his paper last week several birth notices were placed under the heading “What Society is Doing.” Of course it created numerous comments and he has left town until it blows over.

The Bank Advertiser, Lisbon, lowa, says “There are four rules in advertising that must be strictly adhered to: Ist, advertise; 2nd, advertise; 3rd, advertise, and 4th, deliver the goods.” The Lady—Little boy, don’t you know smoking will shorten your life? The kid—Shucks! Wot do I care? I’ve seen every’ting dere is.

The Bed-Reek of Success

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Emanuel Trask, of Kempton, will probably lose one foot on account of wearing shoes that were too tight. An abrasion led to blood poisoning and a surgeon says amputation of the foot may be necessary.

Money Conies In Bunehes

to A A Chisholm, of Treadwell, N. Y., now. His reason is well worth reading: "For a long time I suffered from indigestion, torpid liver, constipation, nervousness, and general debility,” he writes. "I couldn’t Sleep, had no appetite, nor ambition, grew weaker every day in spite of all medical treatment:"'Then used Electric

Bitters. Twelve bottles restored all my old-time health and vigor. Now I can attend to business every day. It’s a wonderful medicine.” Infallable for Stomach, Liver, Kldheys, Blood and Nerves. 50c at A F. Long’s.

The State ex rel Mrs. James P. Booker has brought suit against Jos. H. Jackson, of Lafayette, in the Tippecanoe Circuit court, asking |2,000 damages, alleging in the complaint that Jackson, who is a saloon keeper had sold Jas P. Booker intoxicating liquors when said Jackson knew that, Booker was already in an intoxicated condition. Palmer & Carr are the attorneys for Mrs. Booker. The case grows out of the killing o( Mr. Booker on the interurban car line at Delphi a she was returning home from Lafayette one night some weeks ago.

Object to Strong Medicines.

Many people object to taking the strong medicines usually prescribed by physicians for rheumatism. There is no need of Internal treatment'jn any case of muscular or chronic rheumatism, and more than nine out of every ten cases of the disease are of one or the other of these varieties. When there is no fever and little (if any) swelling, you may know that It is only necessary to apply Chamberlain's Liniment freely to get quick relief. Try IL For sale by B. F. Fendig. All the persons injured in the collision of the Hanna line Monday afternoon at Gary are getting along nicely, nad latest reports indicate that none will die. The Federated Clubs of Indiana are asking that May Ist be called Civic Day. The people are asked to make a united effort in cleaning up the towns and cities on that day, that the movement be made State wide.

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