Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 58, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 April 1909 — In Five Minutes. [ARTICLE]

In Five Minutes.

Take your sour stomach—or maybe you call it Indigestion, Dyspepsia, GasIritis or Catarrh of Stomach; it does not matter—take your stomach trouble right with you to your Pharmacist and ask him to open a 50-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin and let you eat one 22-graln Triangule and see if within five minutes there is left any trace of your stomach misery. The correct name for your trouble Is Food Fermentation —food souring; the Digestive organs become weak, there is lack of gastric juice; your food is only half digested, and you become affected with loss of appetite, pressure and fullness after eating, vomiting, nausea, heartburn, griping in bowels, tenderness In the pit of the stomach, bad taste in mouth, constipation, pain in limbs, sleeplessness, belching of gas, biliousness, sick headache, nervouness, dizziness and many other similar symptoms. * If your appetite is fickle, and nothing tempts you, or you belch gas or if you feel bloated after eating, or your food lies like a lump of lead on your stomach, you can make up your mind that at the bottom of all this there is but one cause—fermentation of undigested food. Prove to yourself, after your next meal, that your stomach is as good as any; that there is nothing really wrong. Stop this fermentation and begin eating what you want without fear of discomfort or misery. Almost instant relief is waiting for you. It is merely a matter of how soon you take a little Diapepsin. The work of digging the Tyler ditch is progressing rapidly, nearly one mile being finished. Ran Halleck informs us that his dredge is doing good work, and if no serious mishaps occur the contract will be completed in good season, the work was detained a short time last Saturday morning on account of Mr. Halleck and his assistants hearing a sudden splash in the ditch and cries for help, which was occasioned by the cook undertaking to take a bath with her rubber boots on. " The boots became stuck in the mud and assistance had to be given her before she could be extricated.