Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 March 1909 — A Few Suggestions. [ARTICLE]

A Few Suggestions.

"The steamship people complain that they have, exhausted all the names ending ’ic’” “Nonsense., There’s the Gastric, the Dyspeptic, and they might launch a nice family vessel and call it the Paregoric.”—Philadelphia Bulletin.