Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 March 1909 — President of Mean Men’s Club Dies. [ARTICLE]

President of Mean Men’s Club Dies.

The President of the Mean Men’s Club died last night. He died at night because he had been used to doing everything after dark. He' was a very busy man and was a full fledged angel with wings of sulphorous odor and a sooty color. ' He got too mean to live. His soul started toward heaven, but he had been used to doing crooked things all his life so he couldn’t follow the straight path, and consequently he deviated from his course and landed at a place where he got his wings singed. He had served the devil well on earth by causing all the suffering to the people he could, and the devil had remembered him for his faithful service and had prepared well heated apartments for him where he will never be troubled with colds and , the like. f Social life Is very exciting down I there. They used to have hot times at the meetings of the Mean Men’s Club; but he writes back that he is having the hottest time of his life. PROF. H. A. HOWELL, OF HAVANA CUBA, RECOMMENDS CHAMBERLAIN’S COUGH REMEDY. “As long ago as I can remember my mother was a faithful user and friend of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy, but never in my life have I realized its true value until now,” writes Prof. H. A. Howell, of Howell’s American School, Havana, Cuba. “On the night of February 3rd our baby was taken sick with a very severe cold; the next day was worse and the following night his condition was desperate. He could not lie down and It was necessary to have him in the arms every moment Even then his breathing was difficult. I did not i think he would live until morning. At last I thought of my mother’s remedy, Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy, which we gave, and it afforded promp relief, and now three days later, he has fully recovered. Under the clri cumstances I would not hesitate a ' moment in saying that Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy, and that only, saved the life of our dear little boy." For sale by B. F. Fendig. c