Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 February 1909 — Not Sure About It. [ARTICLE]

Not Sure About It.

A sad-looking young man entered the chemist’s shop and asked for a prescription for indigestion. “Do you eat well-cooked food?’ 0 asked the chemist. “Well, I can’t say that,” replied the customer. “Only yesterday my wife made, a pudding in the kettle, and when it swelled she couldn’t get it out, and she cut it up inside, and I had to suck it through the spout. Then she made a pancake on the gridiron, and it slipped through and put the fire out, and so I’ve, come here for help.”