Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 February 1909 — Expert Advice. [ARTICLE]

Expert Advice.

“Doctor-’ said the woman whose husband owed everybody In town, “John’s in a very bad way. I’ve been trying to get him to come to see you. but he’s so obstinate, you know, and so I’ve made up my mind to see you myself and ask whether you think you can do anything for him.” “What are his symptoms?” “Oh, he’s awfully nervous. He can’t seem to settle down to anything.” “H’m! That’s bad. That puts him in an awful predicament. When a man gets so that he can neither settle down nor settlo up the only thing I can recommend is travel. Better take what things you can move conveniently and start on a long journey some time when nobody’s looking. I won’t let on.”