Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 February 1909 — Page 7

Keep Your Bowels Open A Safe Certain Home Remedy that isSoU By All Druggists ' A fact any doctor will verify Is that constipated people suffer most from disease. Regular bowel action Is absolutely Necessary to health People who are constipated either part or all of the time must use Something to make their bowels. move. This should not be a violent purgative or a cathartic that merely tears Its Way through the bowels emptying them of waste matter for the time but leaving them in a weakened state that prolongs the constipated condition. Sr. Caldwell’s' Syrup Pepsin is an easy, pleasant, natural laxative that removes the waste matter and establishes regular, daily movements without pain or gripe. Children and delicate women should never be given strong physio for it not only weakens the bowels but the entire system. £ Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin serves as a tonic and an aid to digestion as well as a laxative that Is certain in it* effect upon the most obstinate old cases end yet safe and pleasant for a baby, yvith the first few doses the ill effects ' of.,.constipation, such as dyspepsia, indigestion. liver • trouble, biliousness, fiatuency, sour stomach, sick headache, bloated stomach, etc., quickly disappear It is a remedy that should be in every home for every member of the family at some time has need of a safe, sure laxative. Mrs. J. C. Cooper, Chicago, 111., writes: •1 use Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin for myself and family. I keep it on hand constantly, as I find It to be a most pleasant laxative and is all you claim for It." Sarah ■J. Houser, Eureka Springs, Aik., says: *T would have been dead had it not been for Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup-Pepsin. It is the best medicine I ever used fox constipation, indigestion and biliousness." . M. R. Zerkel, Troy, Ohio, considers it the best known laxative for children, jj We are glad to send a free sample to any one who htts not usfed it and will give it a fair trial. Write today to Pepsin Syrup Co., 305 Caldwell Bldg., Montlcello, 111. Ail druggists sell It at 800 and 11.00 per bottle. , . “ _ SOLD BY A. P. LONG.

prasa ■ REMEDY FOR ALL FORMS OF I RHEUMATISM I LUMBAGO, SCIATICA, NEURALGIA, I KIDNEY TROUBLES, I CATARRH, ASTHMA and KINDRED DISEASES I GIVES QUICK RELIEF H Applied externally it aflords almost lnm stairt relief from pain, while perman- ■ ent results are being effected by taking ■ it internally, purifying the blood, disM solving the poisonous substance and ■ removing It from the system. 1 DR. C. k. GATES I Hancock, Ulna., write*, SB “A little Kiri here had such a weak hack SI caused by Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble ■ that she could not stand on her feet. The moment they put her down on the floor she ■ would scream with pains. I treated her with H “ft-DROPS” and today she runs around as well ■ and happy as can lie. I prescribe “6-DROI > 8” tor my patients and use It In my practice.” I TEST “5-D ROPS' 1 FREE H If you aresufferlng with Rheumatism, I|| Lumbago. Sciatica. Neuralgia, Kidney ■ Trouble or any kindred disease, write ■ to us for a trial bottle of "5-DROPS.’’ |X “ 5-DROPS ”Is entirely free from ■ opium, cocalne.morphtne, alcohol,laud--2H anum and other similar ingredients. ■ Large Size Bottle "8-DROPS" (300 Dotes) jgf 51.00. Por Sale by Druggist.. ■ SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE COMPANY ■ Dept. 80. 174 Lake Street. Chicago

Don’t Neglect It It is a serious mistake - to neglect a weak heart. It is suoh a short step to chronic heart disease. iWJien you notice irregu- , larity of action, occasiony ing short breath, palpitation, fluttering, pain in chest or difficulty in lying on left side, your heart needs help—a strengthening tonic. There is no better remedy than Dr. Miles* Heart Cure. Its strengthening influence is felt almost at once. "I havs used Id bottles of Dr. WW Heart Cure and oan truthfully say tt has done me more food than anythin* 1 hays ever used, and I have tried nearly everything that I know of. The doctor who attended me asked me what I was taking and I told him Dr. Ml lee Heart Cure, he said It wM not going to do me any good, but It did. I have not taken any for a year now, and while there la occnsdonslly a Blight symptom of the old trouble. It la not enough for me te. continue the nee of the medicine. If I should get worse I would know, what to do. Take Dr. Miles. Heart Cure as I did before. I consider myself practically cured es rrfT&BssriLwM* Tend Dr. Miles* Heart Cure Is sold to •* tour druqqi.t. who WIN guaranis. that the first bottle will benefit. If it la* M will refund yeur money. Milts Medical Co„ Elkhart, lai . .c. ,'t, t .t.ii

A ’PHONE GIRL’S COUP.

“Carl, this is dreadful;” "Calm yourself, Gretcheh. Try to throw it off your mind. If you can’t you will lanfiln a lunatic asylum. 1 ’ "But td think of Heinrich being put to death and he innocent of the crime! Now can I throw that off my mind? We must.find a wjay to get his new evidence before the court” “That is impossible, sweetheart. We have had the last rehearsing of Jhe case, and It is closed. Do try to make up your mind to bear It. You will upt only lose your reason, but make me lose mine. No judge or court .can „no.w help ttLttt-MY.fr.,»ur, brother.” “Could not the emperor?:’ “The emperor cannot. Interfere Inlaw cases. Besides, it would be Impossible to get an audience with him," ■« “Not on a matter of life and death?” “Unquestionably. Suppose every convicted prisoner or his friends could interview the emperor about his case. He would have not time for his legitimate duties. Besides, the courts have exclusive coutrol of such matters.” Probably the latter The lover went away. Then Marie Froibel, a friend of GretchefTS, came in. Marie was employed in the central office of the Berlin Telephone. She not only knew of Gretchen’s trouble, but “suffered from it herself. Carl, the condemned, and Marie had been school children together, and, air though they bad not spoken of lovf and no one suspected them of being lovers, still Marie hid a secret in her heart. She alone knew that she loved Carl. But she must not display her feelings as her sister did. ‘‘Marie,” said GretChen, "I must iee the emperor. Carl 1 says his majesty cannot help us If he would. 1 don’t believe it. He has the power to do almost anything. I am sure he has a kind heart.” Marie pondered. “It seems to me,’’ she said presently, “that a woman’s heart is more susceptible to pity and would be easier influenced, especially when what is asked conflicts with duty.” “But the emperor is not a woman.” “The empress is.’’ “But has she the power”— “Yes r to influence the emperor.” .“Well, but we cannot get an interview with her any more than with the emperor.” , . ——— “I think possibly I may manage that.” ‘‘You, a poor girl working for your living, get me an interview with the greatest lady in the fatherland!” “Sometimes I hdve great power to secure the attention of great people.” “What do you mean? Tell me quick!” “I have given you hope. Live on that for the present. If I perfect a plan I will call you upon the telephone and give it to you. Stay at home, never going 'even for a minute where I can’t reach you.” Marie kissed her friend and went away. She had caught an idea. The question remained. Would she get an opportunity to work it out? There might be a penalty attached to what she proposed to do, but what waa that Txnnpared wtth a ehahee to savefEe life of the mpm* she loved. . i In a few days, when Gretchen was endeavoring to get her mind off the tragedy by; doing some housework, there was a ring at the telephone. Taking up the receiver, she heard a woman’s voice ask: “Is that you baroness?” “You are”—began Gretchen. ‘‘The empress. 1 * ——— — ~r Gretchen trembled. “■No, your majesty, I am not the baroness. I am only a poor girl wbpse brother has been sentenced tc death for a crime he did not commit God has given me this opportunity to ask you to help to save him. I beg that your majesty will Implore the emperor to use bis Influence to give me an opportunity to get the new proof that he is Innocent. Thiuk, your majesty, how you would feel it one dear to you were about to be killed.” “This is singular,” said the voice of the empress as if to herself. Then: ’Give me- your brother’s name, -my poor girl, and I will see if I can do anything for you, though you must know that the courts are an entirely different part of the government from that which the emperor administers. But I am sorry for you and will help you if I can.’* Gretchen gave her brother’s name, then thanked the empress, hung up the receiver and danced all around the room. But soon she began to be despondent again, though now that she had the empress' promise to try to help her she did not despair. The next day the Judge before whom the case had been tried received a summons to the palace. There an interview occurred between him and the emperor, which resulted in a reopening of the case in question, and in the end the condemned man was acquitted. j; Marie Froibel had succeeded in getting herself assigned to a field which comprised the empress' private line; then the first timer the emnress was called Marie connected her with Gretchen. Marie waited, expecting to receive her dismissal but when a month had passed and nothing of tt she concluded thaf since her offense concerned a matter of life and death her majesty had pardoned It When the prisoner was released there was great rejoicing by two families, which was celebrated by a double wedding.—Helen Ihglehart

Blue Sea.

Willard Johnson was in Monon Wednesday. ~ Mrs. R. Foulks spent Thursday with Mrs. C. Underwood. . J Cr, Underwood called on G. Foulks one day this week. I Dkn Chatman buzaed wood one day this,week. * . . x Frank Coghill was in Monon one day this week. » Rt Foulks and R. Williams are building some new fence, v Ice cream time will be here before spring yet ' We would like to see a little more warm weather in this vicinity. Dllie Goble was In this vicinity, to repair an auto.' ■Mrs. L. J. Foulks is spending a few days with Geo. Foulks and wife. • William Culp called to see Uncle Tom Johnson Wednesday forenoon. Mrs. John Mitchell was taken very sick Wednesday. Dr. Clayton was called. Chas. Beaver and wife called to see Uncle Tom Johnson Tuesday, also Geo. Beaver and wife. ■Mrs. R. Foulks and Mrs. L. J. Foulks called to see Uncle Tom Johnson one day this week. Mrs. Robt. Dickson is staying with Uncle Tom Johnson and wife this week during uncle’s sickness. Robt Meadows come out to see Uncle Tom Johnson Thursday evening, returning home Friday. Thos. Becker and Chas. Wood called to see Uncle Tom Johnson Friday evening. Ollie Goble, of Monon, came out to repair Dr. Clayton’s auto Tuesday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Thos. Spencer spent Sunday with grandma Foulks and C. Underwood and wife. Dr.* Clayton was called to see Uncle Tom Johnson Monday morning. j G. L. Parks and James Boone are getting a mill ready to saw lumber. They will have it in running order soon. Mr. and Mrs. C. Underwood spent Wednesday evening with Mr. and Mrs. R. Foulks and Mr. and Mrs.- R. Williams. ;• . - Perfect Spencer and wife, who have been visiting L. J. Foulks and C. Underwood and wife, returned home Tuesday.

REASON ENTHRONED. Because meats ae so tasty they are consumed in great excess. This leads to stomach troubles, biliousness and constipation. Revise your diet, let reason knd not ,a pampered appetite control, then take a few doses of Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets and you will soon be well again. Try it. For sale at B. F. Fendig's drug store. Samples free, Representative Foster, of Evansville, says he believes that he and Representative Chapman, of the Illinois district, opposite the Evansville district, will get some kind of an appropriation for survey work in the lower Wabash river when the river and harborß bill is reported. MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, OWING TO A PERSISTENT COUGH. RELIEF FOUND AT LAST. “For several winters past my wife has been troubled with a most persistent and disagreeable cough, which Invariably extended over a period of several weeks and caused her many sleepless nights,” writes Will J. Hayner, editor of the Burley, Colo., Bulletin. “Various remedies were tried each year, with no beneficial results. In November last the cough again put in an appearance and my wife, acting on the suggestion of a friend, purchased a bottle of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. The result was, indeed, marvelous. After three doses the cough entirely disappeared and has not manifested itself since.” This remedy is for sale by B. F. Fendig. Mrs. Amanda Gasoway, of Goodland, Is 98 years of age, and has been a member of the Methodist church for 85 years. Her picture was published in the Sundhy Indianapolis Btar, which proclaimed her the oldest Methodlßt now living. She has “fought a good fight and has kept the faith.” There is not any better Salve than DeWitt’s Carbolized Witch Hazel Balve. We hereby warn the public that we are not responsible for any Injurious effects caused from worthless or poisonous Imitations of our DeWltt’s Carbolized Witch Hazel Balve, the original. It is good for anything when a salve Is needed, but It Is especially good for piles. Be sure you get DeWltt’s. Bold by all Druggists. SEARED WITH A HOT IRON, or scalded by overturned kettle—cut with a knife —bruised by slammed door—lnjured by gun or In any other way—the thing needed at once Is Boeklen’s Arnica Salve to subdue Inflammation and kill the pain. It’s earth’s supreme healer, infallible fdr Boll*. Ulcers, Fever Sores, Eczema and ftto*. 25c at A. F. Dong’s.

CHEESY MR. SINCLAIR.

“Now, ,1 want to know*," simpered Miss Clementina Gibson, "what yon come courting me for. You’re nothing but a boy. and I'm forty." "Rats! Forty! You may be a few years older than I am, but you're ten -dr tWelve years this side of forty, and It wouldn’t make any difference to me If you were fifty. As soon as I sdw you I knew you were Just the, woman for me.” The man was Algernon Sinclair, a youngster of twenty-two. He had known Miss Gibson only a fortnight, but had been very persistent Id his attentions during that time. He had appeared one morning at the door of her flat and asked for Miss Gibson. “I am Miss Gibson." “You’re not the Miss Gibson i’m looking for. She’s a red-headed, freckled faced person, while you—well, you’re simply beautiful.” Miss Gibson snickered and asked the good-natured, cheery young fellow to step in—perhaps she could help him in his search. He did step in and was in no hurry to step out. From that time forward he was de-, voted to Miss Clementina Gibson. “Tickets to the theater tonight,” be said one afternoon. “Got a box. We’ll be right In among the swells, and you’ll have to wear your best clothes. Put on what jewelry you have. Any diamonds? No? Well, I think I see my way clear to get you some before long if a deal I have on hand goes through. Pearls? Oh, a brooch set with pearls! Wear It without i fall.’* The young man rattled on in his funny way, quite delighting the elderly lady, who had caught his fancy. When he called for her In the evening and saw her attired in a pearl silk dress he held up his hands in admiration. The brooch he pronounced “a daisy." “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven—seven pearls, and that big one in the center is a hummer. I’m not goin g to be ashamed of my girl tonight, you bet. Come on.” Whenever Mr. Sinclaif*i took Miss Gibson out he manifested this same desire that she should be well dressed, and on occasions appropriate for jewelry he begged her to produce some new ornament that she had not worn before. But Miss Gibson was not inclined to wear her best gowns in public, though she was not disposed to have Mr. Sinclair think she hadn’t fine gowns, and finally when he bet her a dozen pair of gloves that she couldn’t show half a dozen really first class dresses she brought out the half dozen and said she could “go lost in admiration, and the next day two better.” Sinclair looked at them, paid the bet. One day he wrote her a note tc say that he would call in the afternoon co take her to ride in an automobile, and wouldn’t she wear that dress with the green figure—“snakes and turtles on a jamboree?” Miss Gibson laughed at his description and put on the dress indicated. Mr. Sinclair called at the hour appointed with & beautiful machine, which he drove himself, and they sailed out into the country. During the ride p man ahet:d with a camera waved his hat. Sinclair slowed up. ’ —“He- wants to take iotrr picture,” he said. “Let’s have one.” “No, no; we don’t want a picture." “Yes, we do. Fire away, Mr. Photographer.’’ There was a click and the picture was taken. T{ie next day there was a ring at Miss Gibson’s door. She opened it and there stood Mr. Sinclair and another man with a warrant for her arrest. She cast an astonished look at Sinclair and turned pale. “Who and what are you anyway?” “Robert Williams, detective." Mr. Williams, recently pretended lover, now only a paid hireling of a wealthy lady who had been robbed by her housekeeper, proceeded to ransack his lady-love’s premises with no more evidence of feeling than If he had been a savage burying a tomahawk in her brain. The photograph of the dress with the figure of “snakes and turtles on a jamboree” had teen Bent to her employer who had identified the dress as one of her own. Mr. Williams found the flat filled with stolen property, all of which belonged to the rich lady In question. The brooch with seven pearls was In a list of jewels he possessed lost by his client, and every one of the half dozen dresses that had won the bet was on a list of missing articles. The detective had been given the preface to this little story book, which was thus: Miss Gibton, housekeeper for Mrs. Bickford, h?d quarreled with her employer and had left her service vowing vengeance. Some time after her departure the bouse was entered when the owner was away and a large quantity of property taken. Considering Miss Gibson’s threat, Mrs. Bickforl suspected that she bad given the information that led to the robbery. Mr. Williams was put on the case and by his skillful handling of it secured the return of thousands of dollars of property and a handsome fee for himßelf. Miss Gibson now doing a term in the penitentiary, bas rowed vengeance on the "little whipperanapper" as she calls him who "talked soft” to her for a brief season only to trap her. When she gets out ofjall she is going to do something very terrible to him. but what It Is to toe she keeps to herself. Mteanwhile the detectlrs Is employed hi what hla fellows hare dubbed the “blandishment department for trapping old malda."—Elinor T. Boyd.

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B|| APOLOGY lo the EDITORS ji||. We would like to advertise in every number of this paper, but we are so small that we cant wait on such a vast number of customers that it would bring- —we would like to tell in every paper that vte have the best Country Horse Market in the world, and that for twenty-live years we have done more for cash and time buyers to start people with means on their way to succss than any other man on earth, so far as we know. ; 15,000 customers—■•over 200 of horses in stock—we make buggies, wagons and harness—everything the farmer, teaiqster and road man uses. We don’t take a note that we won’t give the maker a chance to pay, carrying him through life past failure of crops, past misfortune, sickness and death, and then carry bis heirs if they try-r-we flatter ourself that we know how td get you out of debt. Sale days fo.r twenty-five years every Wednesday and Friday at Judyville, Indiana. feb.26 fri. U ' Write JUDY.

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