Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1909 — Was a Sure Thing. [ARTICLE]

Was a Sure Thing.

“What’s the old lady doing now?” asked the old stocking in the work basket. “She’s getting out her needle and yarn,” replied the scissors. “Well, well,” exclaimed the stocking. “I’ll be darned.”