Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1909 — Time Saver. [ARTICLE]

Time Saver.

An old millionaire refused pointblank to lend SSO to a bosom Triend. “Well, I did not expect that of you,” 'said the would-be borrower, rising and 1 ' preparing to leave Indignantly. “I will never forgive you for this refusal.” “Of course, you won’t, my dear fellow,” replied the old screw, with the utmost calmness; “but if I’d lent you the SSO you wouldn’t have paid me, and we should have quarreled about that; so it’s as well to get the row over at once, flood morning.”