Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 December 1908 — SOME CHRISTMAS BEANERS [ARTICLE]
SOME CHRISTMAS BEANERS
.Cheer up; it’s 364 days before another Christmas, o-o-o This would be a good time to study a bit about that New Year’s resolution. o-o-o All aboard now for a greater Rensselaer. o-o-o Those friends whom you forgot and who remembered you will probably expect something on New Year’s day. o-o-o The man is lucky whose wife’s birthday comes' near Christmas. o-o-o ’ The happiest people Ch i tmas day were those who made some one else happy. How happy were you? o-o-o If you didn’t get what you wanted, the way to get even will be to save up your money and buy it for yourself, o-o-o Did your wife have your Christmas pre:ett cha g d to you? o-o-o Some people trembled all day Christmas for fear they would receive presents from some one that would expect something in return, o-o-o By economic living and industrous habits you may have hope of saving up enough to meet the requirements of another Christmas. 1 o-o-o The grouch nether gives nor receives; he plays . solitary and never cracks a smile, o-o-o It is a wise girl who can receive three identical presents from the three different beaus and make them all believe it was just what she wanted.
