Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 December 1908 — Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

mits the following notice of sale, and we trust that our readers will kindly notify their Democratic friends of the new sale and thereby assist in causing the property to fetch as much money as possible: TAKE YE NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that beginning on November 4th, and continue ing from day to day, we will offer for public auction the most gigantic pile of political junk ever presented to the public. The sale will be held at the Fairview Farm, near Lincoln, Neb., where the following describe goods and chattels must go, to-wlt: One jack-ass, Bomewhat weatherbeaten and back very sore, grass fed in Nebraska and tail twisted in Ohio, eyes defective, a large lump on left jaw, and one hind leg out of skew, otherwise a first-rate ass. One Democratic forecasting machine, including something over one hunderd barrels of hot air. This machine was recently used by Chairman Mack in predicting 325 electoral votes for Mr. Bryan, good as new. Sixteen thousand seven hundred and forty-nine political speeches, all have been used a little, but good for future service provided a little kerosene oil is used to knock off the rust. One steel range, a regular chicken frier, only used one season. Purchaser will apply to Josephus Daniels, of North Carolina, for full particulars as to its grates and dampers. Burns coal or oil—Prairie gas oil preferred. One dozen “paramount issues," offered simply as relics. Two dozen bottles of “preparation” for killing the trusts. Never been used. Cork-screws thrown in free. One thousand pounds of good feathers, the same being those picked from the chickens which were served to colored friends who visited Fairview. One million small round pictures of Bryan at 50 cents on the dollar. Mr. Kern, from the Hoosier State, will have a cargo of pearls from the upper Wabash and White rivers, and many brilliant ones from Salt river. One Tammany Hall tiger, somewhat tamed and eyes failing, though not blind. No blind tigers offered in this sale. All such will be reserved for future use. One complete platform of decayed material made in Denver and damned ever^vhere. One Democratic record from 1E93 cratic speakers and roughly used by to 1897, shot full of holes by Demoeverybody. A couple of fine Jersey heifers will be given free to the party taking this record off our premises. A couple of hundred second-rate political prophets from various Sta'e3 whose foresight was so badly twisted and warped by the recent Republican landslide that they stand in need of repairs. Terms: Cash down, as the menagers are compelled to set out on a long voyage up Salt River P. D. Q. WM. J. BRYAN, COL. WATTERSON, BOBBY GLENN, Auctioneers. Col. Kern will attend to* the smelling salts, and Governor Haskell will act as clerk.

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Owner Bert Annis of the South Bend Central League team has closed arrangements with the Chicago American League team for an exhibition game in South Bend for April 9th. It is the Intention of Annis to secure at least blx of the big league teams for anti-season games. Colds contracted at thfs season of the year are quickly relieved with Bees Laxative Cough Syrup. Its laxative quality rids the system of the cold. Pleasant to take. Best for children for coughs, colds, croup and whooping cough. Sold by B. F. Fendig. Clifford Sheets, aged 26 years, wns Instantly killed Tuesday morning at the Berrien Springs power house oi the Indiana & Michigan Electric company. It is presumed he slipped and fell into the fly wheel of & generator while wiping the machinery. Hls head was torn from hls body and mangled beyond recognition” Nearly everybody knows DeWitt’s Little Early Risers are the best pills made. They are small, pleasant, sore Little Liver pilla Sold by all drugista.