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Don t Neglect It It is a serious mistake to neglect a weak heart It is such a short step to chronic heart disease. (When you notice irregularity of action, occasioning short breath, palpitation, fluttering, pain |n chest of difficulty In lying on left side, your heart needs help—a strengthening tonic. There is no better remedy than Dr. Miles* Heart Cure. " Its strengthening influence is felt almost at once. “I have used 10 bottles of Dr. Miles’ Heart Cure and ean truthfully say it has done me more good than anythin* I have ever used, and I have trial nearly everything that I know of. The doctor who attended me asked mo What I was taking and I told him Dr. Mlles Heart Cure, he said It was not going to do me any good, but it did. I have not taken any for a year now, and while there is occasionally a Blight symptom of the old trouble, it is not enough for me to continue the use of the medicine. If I should get Worse I would know what to do. Take Dr. Miles’ Heart Cure as I did before, I consider myself practically cured sc my heart trouble. B.EL DUNHAM, I.ivlngston, Texas. Dr. Mlles’ Heart Cure Is sold by your druggist, who will guarantee that the first bottle will benefit. If it falls he will refund your money. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ini

ISour Stomach No appetite, loss ot strength, nerw«» ■mb, headache, constipation, bad braafe ■Moral debility, sour risings, and eaten* ■ die stomach are all due to indigestion, ■•del relieves Indigestion. This new diaosw Kry represents the natural juices of digs* ■ton as they exist In a healthy stomach, ■smblned with the greatest known teak ■nd reconstructive properties. Kodoi for ■yspepsla does not only relieve indigestios ■M dyspepsia, but this famous remadfe ■tolps all stomach troubles by cleansing, ■unfylng, sweetening and strengthening ■be mucous membranes lining the stomach. L Mr. S. S. Ball, of Ravenswood, W. Va.. saysrr* I was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years Kodoi cured me and we are now uslny It in mfls ■srSby.” Kodoi Digests What Yoa Eat. Settles only. Relieves Indieestion, sour sMUMdL belchins of ras, etc. Prepared by E. O. De WITT A 00., CHICAGO. Bold by B. F. Fendi*. The Cough Syrup that rfds the system es a ceM ly acting as a cathartic ea the

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THE VANISHING FLEETS

By ROY NORTON

ILLUSTRATED BY A. WEIL

tbwHQi, MM, V Aawtaua Su«v Smuuww Jenkins was not pleased by the recklessness with which his august guest experimented with the levers and switches; but feared to remonstrate, though uttering an occasional word of caution. Suddenly, as if confused, the kaiser opened three switches at once. The machine gave a mighty lurch, and failed to obey the expert hand that was instantly reached

“Gott in Himmell” Burst from the Emperor's Lips.

forward to control It The needle showing the direction took a swift leap and pointed to the northwest. The kaiser stepped back from the hood, while Jenkins vainly strove to bring the Norma back Into her eastward course. Rapidly he pulled the switches to and fro; but no answering spark showed that they were in contact. In alarm he checked the speed of the radioplane, and called to Brockton, who, frightened by the erratic, movements of the craft, had entered the hood.

"I have to report, sir,” Jenkins said, “that the steering -currents of the radioplane are out of order, and that we can no longer direct her course. She is now heading nor’-nor’west.” Brockton’s. brows came together In a scowl. Nothing but the presence of his majesty prevented an explosion. “What do you suggest?" he asked, sharply. “That we come to land and make an examination and whatever repairs are necessary, sir.” "Very well. Do so at once!" Within a few minutes the Norma had found a lower level and her searchlights were bringing Into view the ground beneath. They were traveb Ing slowly over the primeval forest In far upper Canada. A spot came to view where there were no trees, and into this, like a crippled bird, the Norma came to a stop and rested. The emperor watched the first attempts to define the difficulty with anxiety, and then, yielding to his desire for a sight of the open, asked and obtained the unclosing of the port, through which he sauntered Into the night Without observing what was around him, he stood leaning against the shell of the radloplane, thinking with annoyance of the difficulties of state which might accrue if his absence extended over a day. He was aroused by the sounds of hammering and rending within, and re-entered the craft, which was now flooded with a blinding glare of radiance brought Into life by the ceaselessly turning dynamos. On their knees, with uniforms cast aside, and recklessly tearing away the carefully wrought woodwork of the paneled side, were the admiral and the engineer, while btfck of them the distracted chancellor of the empire held a short crowbar in his hands and displayed muscular arms which had been bared to the elbow. “I am sorry, your majesty,” apologized the admiral, looking, up from his work, “but I am afraid that a confused handling of the levers has exposed a weaknesA A cross current, a burned Insulation and a bad connection have fused our wires somewhere, and we may bo delayed tor a short time.” "How longr “I cannot say. Aside from the delay, there need be no apprehension, because we have abundant food. We shall have to unoover the damaged section before we can estimate the length of our stay." Fairly gritting his teeth In rage, the kaiser turned on his heel and strode out into the open air again. What a fool he had been to intrust himself to a strange mechanism which at best was treacherous! A day's delay would net moan much; but what if they were detained for many? The waning moon had risen, and in its light he marched up and down a stretch of turf with military precision. nntll bls anger began to disappear and his natural phU>

oeophy’ to afford relaxation. Ha became conscious of the beauties of the night and the wilderness, and as time went on was engrossed in contemplating them. Only thl moon and he seemed in possession of this cleft in the forest, this grass-carpeted glade in the center ot whose breadth a hurrying brook threw strange ribbons of light upward. Bordering this asylum of the wilderness were the illimitable shadows cast by lofty spruce, flr and hemlock trees, Which thrust their slender plumes like curious observers high above the denser growths of scrubby birch and jack pine. Here and there were splotches of light where th« moon found ragged openings, making of the woods a royal robe spotted' without regularity. It was a world of enchantment, mysterious in its stillness, mystic in its beauty and alluring in its stateliness. Cares of state were forgotten, and he was yielding to its spell when a voice at his elbow speaking in his native tongue Interrupted his meditations. "Your majesty,” the chancellor said, "they have found the break, and say that with the tools at command it will require several days perhaps to repair it Admiral Bevins expresses his regrets and —” "Gott Im himmel!" burst from the emperor’s lips, and with a gesture of hopelessness he waved his subject •way and began an agitated march backward and forward, while the chancellor returned to render what assistance he could.

CHAPTER XXI. His Majesty’s Visit Tn the heart of the woods, untrodden before by man, the sound of the hammer awoke the German emperor after his hours of anxious study. By choice he had declined to sleep in the radioplane, and rolled himself in his blankets on an open spot of turf. The cares of the day were upon him. again with all their perplexities. The sun had not risen, and the cool breath of the morning came to his lungs with invigorating freshness, while a bird of the far north was beginning a thin piping to its mate, and a camp robber, brilliantly impertinent, hopped round his woodland couch and gazed unabashed tat royalty.

He threw aside the blankets which had been tightly rolled round him, walked to the brook, whose song had lulled him In his dreams of the night, and bathed his hands and face in the icy water. A great trout, disturbed by the Intrusion, sped swiftly away from a rock and disappeared in a dark pool with a final sweep of its tall. The emperor dried his face on his handkerchief and walked slowly across the glade to the Norma, which he entered curiously. There they all were as on the night before, tired, work-worn and anxious, the chancellor still with his sleeves rolled up, the rear admiral stripped to his undershirt and the engineer peering through at the tangles of wire. On the night before the kaiser had stormed and threatened, had mumbled angry soliloquies, and sworn mighty oaths to the unheeding woods. Now at the sight, of these faces before him he understood to the full that these, his hosts, must have labored throughout the night trying to undo the accident which perhaps his own hands had wrought It softened bls mood. They saluted him, and Brockton rose stiffly to his feet wiped bls hands oa bls trousers, and repaired to the rear of the radioplane, from which he apologetically returned with breakfast for his guest The emperor ate with an appetite which was made keen by the balsamy night air In which he had slept, and then began wishing that he, too, might take part in this manual toll. Almost involuntarily ho assisted the fat old chancellor, who was prying loose another board with a crowbar; but he felt that* he was In the way, and after lounging round the craft for a time decided that he would have another look at the brook. It was swarming with trout, and, half ashamed of his zest, he returned to the Norma, and, like a boy preparing to play truant, furtively secured a lino, and attached it to a fly which ho had In his pocket book.

It was noon before the workerz saw him again. They came out of the dark bull for a cold luncheon, and were joined by the emperor, who sat silently through th* meal. Again they re sumed work, and this time it was dusk when they emerged. There be tore them was a camp fire, and studiously broiling trout, caught with and prepared by his own hands, was the kaiser. On huge pieces of birch bark before the coals he had spread his catch, and with a boy’s jubilation laughed at their surprise. His national philosophy had conquered, and th* sovereign had become a democrat In truth. As a boy he recounted his adventures of the day, and as a tired boy he went to rest Tha next day was given up to the rifle, aad hunting such as he had nevpr dreamed of having was before him. Indeed, bs had turned camp hunter, and with success. So ended th* second day, aad no passed many others. (To be continued.)

Kennedy’s Laxative Cough Syrup Is used nearly everywhere, because it not only heal* Irritation of th* throat and stops the cough, but it drive* the cold out of the system through its laxative principle by assuring a free and gentle action of th* bowels, and that is the only way to cur* a cold. You can’t cur* it a* long a* you are constipated. Insist u;>*iffiCennedy’s Laxative Cough Syi IABVSoId by a F. Fendig. * It is th* inside of a house sad the inside ot a head that counts

J WHERE BULLETS FLEW. i David Parker, of Fayette, N. Y., a veteran of the civil- war. Who lost a , foot at Gettysburg, says: “The good ' Electric Bitters have done is worth more than five hundred dollars to me. I spent much money, doctoring for a bad case of stomach trouble, 'to little purpose. I then tried Elec- j trie Bitters,’ and they cured me. I now take them as a tonic, and they i keep me strong and well.” 50c at ’ 'A. F. Long’s drug store. K* I Never believe more than half you 1 hear and don’t repeat more than three-fourths of what you don’t be- ■ lieveu I Tired mothers, worn out by the ' peevish, cross baby have found Cascasweet a boon and a blessing. Cas- ! casweet is for babies and children, and is especially good for the ills so common in hot weather. Look for | the ingredients printed on the bottle. Contains no harmful drugs. Sold by B. F. Fendlg. i —i _—. — .. .; i The man who kindles a fire in a . woman’s heart Sometimes has to buy ' a lot of coal to keep the fire going.

| At any time when your stomach is not in good condition, you should take Kodoi, because Kodoi digests ' all the food you eat, and it supplies j health and strength for the stomach in that way. You take Kodoi just for a little while when you have slight attacks of indigestion, and you take it just a little longer in order to get relief from severe attacks of indigestion or nervous dyspepsia. Try Kodoi today. Sold by B. F. Fendig. 5 The woman who fusse& about holdups on horses* bridles will calmly walk into a department store during a sale and buy a dozen •txtra-high chincutting collars for he husband’s neck.

Kodoi is a combination of the natural digestive juices and it digests all classes of food and every kind of food, so you see it will do the work ■ that the stomach itself does. The: only difference between it and the ’ stomach is the stomach can get out j of order and Kodoi cannot, but Kodoi; can put the stomach into good order. Buy Kodoi today. It is guaranteed. Sold by B. F. Fendig.

Wood’s Liver Medicine in liquid form for malaria, chills and fever, regulates the liver, kidneys and bladder, brings quick relief to biliousness, sick-headache, constipation. Pleasant to take. The SI.OO bottle contains 2% times quantity of the 50c size. First dose brings relief. Sold by B. F. Fendig. nv A sneak thief broke into a newspaper office in Chicago and stole the editor’s cure for snake bite. The editor advertises he has left the office unlocked that the thief may return and get the snake.

To those afflicted with kidney and bladder trouble, backache, rheumatism Pineules for the Kidneys brings relief In the first dose. Hundreds of people today testify to their remarkable healing and tonic properties. 30 days* trial SI.OO. They purify the blood. Sold by B. F. Fendig. nv One of the nice things about a bullpup Is: At night when he howls like time, you never know whether he has hanged himself or treed a Cat —and you always get up In your robe de nult to find but! A Pennsylvania eagle stole a miner’s watch and e&aped to the uttermost crest of the distant crags with it. The first editor to spring that old gag about time flying will get six months in the county jail. The bartender always listens to the stories of a man who has money left

ITCHING SKIN DISEASES READILY CURED BY A SIMPLE REMEDY. • Any sufferer can be convinced by sending for a free trial package of flemo to E. W. Rose Medicine Co,, 8L Louis, Ma Zemo is a clean liquid for external use. It la of vegetable origin, ploaaant and agreeable to use. Th* first application will stop the itching and burning, and if used according to directions, will draw all the germ* and their poisons to the surface and destroy them, leaving a nice, clear, healthy skin. Zemo has made some remarkable ’ cures of chronic case* of skin disease that had been pronounced lacurable by the leading skin specialists of this country. Among thefle cures 1* Mr. Jacob Frank, proprietor Frank Mercantile Co., BSI N. sth fit, St Louis, Mo., R. W. Emerson, President Anchor Steam Laundry, St Ixml* Ma, W. P. Taylor, IM Shlnkle St, Findlay, Ohio; Mr*. Harvey Burka Harrisburg, HL The** perooa* were cured by Zemo after they had given up all hope <rf ever being cured. They will gladly answer all inqulriea. Zemo Is for sale everywhere. B. F. Fondlg, the druggist ha* secured the agency for Zemo in Ban*■elaor. He indorse* and recommend* Zemo and will be glad to show you photos and letter* and other proofs from prominent persons who have been owed by this remarkable remedy '

SEL-HYPNOSIB NOT UNCOMMON.

Perjury May Thus Be Committed Bays an Expert. “There are thousands of persons suffering from the auto-suggestion ,or as it is comonly known, self-hypno-tism," said Dr. Quackenbos to a New York Mail reporter. *Ad’ writers and window dressers are responsible in a measure for the prevalency of the disease. A case of self-hypnotism is curable, says Dr. Quackenbra, if not chronic, and the only way to treat It is by putting the patient to sleep and talking to the soul. “I have treated hundreds of cases •uto-sugghstion, and nearly every'instance nave secured a permanent cure. You see some persons get into their heads that they have injured in a railroad accident and will go into court and unintentionally perjure themselves. “Having faith and confidence in a person one can be made to do almost anything, the limitations of possibility being unknown. A person can unconsciously fake the symptoms of any disease. how take, for instance, the Christian Scientist. His patients believe in him and that they are going to be cured, and they are. Then there is the quack doctor who tells you through the advertising columns that for $5 he will effect a permanent cure for you. All you have to do is to go in a certain room in your home at a certain hour and he cures you by long distance. “The ’ad’ writer puts things before the public in such a way that persons who are susceptible to auto-suggestion read the advertisement, believe themselves to be afflicted with a disease, and they send for the medicine which the shrewd ’ad’ writer tells about After they have used a number of bottles of the remedy they believe themselves cured. “I believe, too, that the population of the earth will be regulated by auto-sug-gestion.”

False Dawn.

There Is one hour of the night between midnight and morning—two o'clock, to be' accurate —when all nature is astir. The cowboys and the shepherds and the old country folk tell us about it This hour is heralded by the rooster crowing, not this time to announce the hour of dawn, but as though he were a watchman speeding the course of nfght. Cowboys assert that the entire herd of cattle wake up and walk about and lie down and rest in a new lair. The sheep rouse themselves and crop the grass, the birds stir in their nests, the cowboys’ horses and the shepherd’s dogs open their eyes, too, to look for a moment at the stare and become for the time being mere animals in nature's flock; yet there Is no accounting for the inaudible summons, the gentle touch of nature that recalls all the sleepers to life at precisely the same hour. Even to those deepest read in these arcana this rythmical nightly resurrection remains a mystery.

Victims of Beasts in India.

Year by year records are published of the destruction of human and cattle life by the wild beasts and snakes of British India. Last year 24,576 human beings and 96,226 cattle were killed, and of the people, 21,827 deaths were attributed to snakes, whHe to the cattle, 86,000 were killed by wild beasts, panthers being charged with 40,000 and tige-s with 30,000 of this, total; snakes accounted for 10,000. And this is but a trifling percentage of the actual annual mortality, as *tt excludes the feudatory states with their 700,000 square miles and 6,000,000 inhabitants, where no records ar? obtalnab'e. Nor do the fatalities grow materially less, notwithstanding the efforts of sportsmen and rewards by government, because the development of railways and roads, as the jungle Is reclaimed for ag’ ’culture, means continuous invasion of the snake and tigerinfested territory.—Outing.

Turkey’s Bad Forestry.

Forestry is neglected by the Turkish government, as witness the following remarks by an explorer: "The most marked feature of all this eastern district Is the entire absence of wood, from any natural condition, as trees would evidently grow in most parts, according to species and altitude limits, but owing to the willful destruction and neglect to replant Firewood now comes four and more days* journey to Erzerum and is In that city the most expensive household necessity, while across the border, on the Russian side, there are magnificent pine forests. This regrettable destruction extends all over Asiatic Turkey, square miles of forest being burnt where as many square acres of clearing near some village are desired. Around villages great walls of magnificent logs rise up and around fields also, so that soon no forests will remain except in the most inaccessible mountains.’’

A Tinker’s Damn.

What Is the origin of the phrase, "A tinker’s damn," and whence did it de rive It* present significance? Mr. James MacArthur throws some light on the matter. The common application of the term, he says, is a misuse of it The phrase had a homely origin. A tinker’s dam is not an epithet but • wad of dough or soft clay raised around a spot which a plumber, in repairing. desires to flood with solder; a* the material of this dam can be used only once it is thrown away as useless hence th* proverb.—Harper’s Weekly.*

Twenty variety of peaches and fifteen of Japanese persimmon* have been Introduced In an experimental farm in Cuba directed by American e*perts. . .Pennies saved make men chwty.

■inwf to ijiirg Liver Trouble _ Keep'Your Bowels Regular and Year Stomach Sweet People sometimes Imagine when they have, liver trouble or are bilious that the main thing to do is to take physic. . Taking pills and keeping your bowel* regular are two very different matters. The use of a violent cathartic does not mean the cure of constipation or the establishment of regular movements. A physic is an emergency remedy, but never a bowel treatment. If the bowels do not move regularly -there- -is a- reason deeper seated than the mere clogging, up that is removed by a dose of salts or pills. When that drowsy, tired feeling, with the coated tongue, the dull head pains, the sour stomach, the sallow complexion, constipated bowels and touches of fever come on it is time to take a medicine that will act on the bowels gently and mildly, cleansing and strengthening them, stir up thfe liver and aid the stomach in digesting the food. Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin does this every time. Take a few doses and see how quickly the drowsy feeling leaves, regular bowel movements come back, with a good appetite and perfect digestion, and you saon feel like your old self. It does not gripe nor pain, it acts smoothly, mildly and is. very pleasant to take, Wm. Hinchman, Mesick, Mich., says: 'T was troubled with indigestion and liver trouble. I have used Dr. Caldwell’s -Syrup Pepsin with "fine results. It is a perfect laxative and I now feel as strong and well as formerly.” Wm. Block, Niantic, 111., says: “Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is the best remedy I ever used for liver... complaint or constipation.” Mrs. R. H. Brown, Addington, Ind. Ter., was troubled with torpid liver and constipation. Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin gave her prompt relief. All druggists sell it at 60c and SI.OO per bottle. “ - ■ Pepsin Syrup Co., 306 Caldwell Bldg., MonticeUo, 111., is glad to send a free sample to anyone who has never used it and Will give it a fair trial. -Sold by A. F. LONG.

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