Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 September 1908 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

The writer who is sometimes puzzled when to use “shall” or “will,” never makes any mistake when his wife says he “must.” A New York woman wants a divorc because her husband has 67 different shirts. That gives him 67 chances to ask for the shirt that has Just gone to the laundry. If we knew the fly had wiped his feet before he walked through the butter, we could forgive him some of Jas foot-prints. r■■■— -q