Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 September 1908 — No Need of Buttons. [ARTICLE]

No Need of Buttons.

I isn’t namin’ no names, mah friends,” said good old Parson Wool--11 in on a trifle ominously, "nor stigmatizin’ nobody in e-epeclal; but I desiahs to call you-all’s attention to de aphorism dat de heathen don't wear no clothes. Dey don’t wear no clothes! Dar’fo* and consecalively, dey ain’t got no mannah ob use fo* de buttons dat am sometimes Insinuated into de collection. De choir will pleaM vociferate whl’e de contribution box am circumnavigatin'."