Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 89, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 July 1908 — Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

- IT CANT BE BEAT. The best of all teachers is experience. C. M. Harden, of Silver City, North Carolina, says; “I find Electric Bitters does all that’s claimed for it For Stomach, Liver and Kidney troubles it can’t be beat. I .have tried it and find it a most excellent medicine.” Mr. Harden is right Its the best of all medicines, also for weakness, lame back, and all run down conditions. Best too for chills and malaria. Sold under guarantee at A. F. Long’s drug store. 50 cents. An Arkansas woman wants to marry a good, kind, handsome man with a farm, a loving disposition and a driving horse. No use, lady, none of this sort is wandering around loose. Use DeWitt’s Little Early Risers, pleasant little pills that are easy to take. Sold by B. F. Fendig. It takes an awful lot of holdlrg on to teach a pretty girl to ride a bicycle. Operation lor piles will not be nec-* essary if you use Man Zan Pile Remedy, guaranteed. Price 50c. Sold by B. F. Fendig. Jjg An lowa editor recently printed in his paper that if the raid didn’t Stop before long everything in the ground would be peeping out. An old subscriber, reading the prognostication went out in .the back yard and dumped another load of rock on the grave of the family cat.

THE REMEDY THAT DOES “Dr. King’s new discovery is the remedy that does the healing others promise but fail to perform,” says Mrs. E. R. Pierson, of Auburn Centre, Pa.” It is curing me of throat and lung trouble -of long standing, that other treatments relieved only temporarily. New Discovery is doing me so much good that I feel confident its continued use for a reasonable length of time will restore me to perfect health.” This renowned cough and cold healer is sold at A. F. Long’s drug Btore. 50 cent and $1 Trial bottle free.

On fences, sides of buildings and in other prominent places we see a sign that reads: “Post No Bills Under Penalty.” A friend of mine wonders how it would do to post bills over penally.

There Is one preparation known today that will promptly help the stomach. This is Kodol. Kodol digests all classes of food, and it does It thoroughly, so that the use of Kodol for a time will without doubt help ayone who has stomach disorders or stomach trouble. Take Kodol today and continue it for the short time that Is necessary to give you complete relief. Kodol is sold by B. F. Fendig.

It seems to be easier to convince a jury that Harry Thaw is insane than it does a commission that he is sane. Harry ought to be satisfied. Just think, he might now be endeavor ing to prove that he is not dead instead of that he is not insane. If Thomas Ediscn will hurry along with that ASOO concrete house, 1 will try It on my horse. My dog has a house. One application of Man Zan Pile Remedy, for all forms of Piles, sooths reduces inflammation, soreness and itching. Price 50c. Guaranteed. Sold by B. -Fr Fondle. - jja She told him she would never marry him until he had done something brave. He started to court the girl next door and she sent word the second night that he was the bravest man she had ever met.

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