Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1908 — More Bagatelles. [ARTICLE]

More Bagatelles.

A Maine gIH ran over a man with her auto and married him. The unfortunate fellow was so badly hurt, he couldn’t get away, I suppose. It must be a relief for some men to be shaved by a barber. They don’t have to look at themselves in the glass. The tortoise isn’t in It with two visiting women trying (?) to get out their money when the conductor comes around for the fare. Wild oats make bad oat meal. If Eve had told Adam not to eat the apple, I suppose he would have done It just the same, the contrary old thing! When I was a boy, the only training school In our town was in the woodsKed. Some sweet day love shall be requited, honor reclaimed, right enthroned. truth triumphant and fresh eggs redeemed from the trust God’s harvest time will find a lot of fellows over behind the hedge playing poker and quarreling over the last salse. Accidents will happen, but the bestregulated families keep Dr. Thomas* Eclectrlc Oil for such emergencies. It subdues the pain and heals the hurts.