Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 69, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 May 1908 — Almost All. [ARTICLE]

Almost All.

“None of these will do.” said the shopper, who was looking for half hose for her husband. "I’m sorry, ma’am,” replied the weary salesman. "Well,” said she, peering over the counter, "are you wire I’ve seen all you have in there?" "All except the pair I have on, ma’am,” replied the salesman, blushing.—Philadelphia Press.