Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1908 — Why Should Ho Boast? [ARTICLE]

Why Should Ho Boast?

“I have seen London,” said the speaker, waving hla left arm, “I have ridden through the streets of Paris; I have stood among the monuments of Berlln; I have feasted my eyes up* on the beauties of Vlaaaa; I have gazed upon the eternal hills of Rome, and I—“ "Tee,’* interrupted a man in fee gallery, "bnt I’ll bet 840 you’ve never sees Main street In Scrubbgraas, Penn."