Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1908 — The Cheerful Suburbanlte. [ARTICLE]

The Cheerful Suburbanlte.

His back is straight, his lungs art strong, IBs cheeks with vigor glow; Because —O, no! That’s where you’re wrong— He never shovels snow! He finds the simple life < m joy, His cup,of bliss has no alloy— . , He always hires a neighbor’s boy To.shovel the beastly snow. —Chicago Tribune. PILES CURED Ilf. « TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Plies In 0 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c. . ’ -