Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1908 — How It Might Have Happened. [ARTICLE]

How It Might Have Happened.

“Why, Col. Corpuscle, are you alive yet?” * “Am I alive yet? Why shouldn’t 1 be, sir?” “You must pardon my surprise, colonel. I could almost sweai\ I read yOur obituary a year ago!” “It is quite likely you did, sir. The papers down my way have had my obituary in type for years, and it is possible that one of them may have run it in by accident.” „