Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 January 1908 — Advice to a Young Man. [ARTICLE]

Advice to a Young Man.

"What do you say to a young lady at a dance?” queried the youth who was about to attend his first ball. - “Oh,” replied the society man, “talk to her about her beauty.” "But suppose she hasn't any?” su’d the youth, "In that case,’ rejoined the s. m., - < M«lk to her about the ugliness of the other girls present."