Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1908 — Uncle Allen. [ARTICLE]

Uncle Allen.

“Speaking of tbe price of success,” mused i : nyle Allen Sparks, “I've noticed that ‘getting ahead’ means, as a general thing, getting a . bald head.” —Chicago Tribune.