Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 December 1907 — Making Things Even. [ARTICLE]

Making Things Even.

Customer (to watchmaker) —I told you that my watch lost half an hour every day, and now that you’ve repaired it it gains half an hour. Watchmaker —Well, don’t complain. It’s only working to catch up lost time.