Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 December 1907 — Always Scraping. [ARTICLE]

Always Scraping.

“Ah, fair one," breathed the little count, “my life has been zs one life of adventure. All my life I have known nothing but scrapes.” “Nothing but scrapes?" echoed the sensible heiress. "Well, In that case It should be very eesy for you to procure a position In a 5-cent barber shop. Avaunt!”