Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 December 1907 — No Attempts, Please! [ARTICLE]

No Attempts, Please!

Mother (to future son-in-law)—l tell you that though my daughter Is well educated, she cannot cook. Future Son-In-Law —That doesn’t matter much, so long as she doesn’t try. —Fliegende Blaetter.