Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1907 — LIGHTNING FLASHES OFF THE LIVE WIRE [ARTICLE]

LIGHTNING FLASHES OFF THE LIVE WIRE

By Evangelist Loose.

Are yeo a Practical Athiest? Religion is everything or it is nothing. Revolution is a good thing sometimes. L__ , - - If you won’t work don’t knock. Women havn’t got any pockets, or if they have no man on earth ever found one. Lots of people use their religion as they do their insurance policy i.u* after death. “The fellow that cal ring and won’t sing should he pat in Sing Sing until he will sing.”

Prof. Hill has a bog calling voice. Yon cant get 100 per cent of heat from a stove with only 10 per cent of coal in it A fellow that’s cold ain’t going to get close to a stove that has no the tn It, therefore warm iptWanf np! Some of yon church members would freeze an ice berg. When I see the rear seats in « church crowded with chnrch members and the front seats fat an open house fought for by chnrch members I look around and wink at the Devil nearby.