Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1907 — Diplomacy. [ARTICLE]

Diplomacy.

“I suppose, Henry, you are going to be initiated into the order of the Antelopes to-night. Anything to spend an evening away from home!” “No, dear; I have decided to withdraw my application. A friend of mine who belongs to it has told me I would be sure to be blackballed.” “The idea! Do they think you’re not good enough for them? Henry, you go right off and join the Gazelles! Show those cheap skates you can get into a good deal better secret society than theirs!”