Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1907 — Not Worth While. [ARTICLE]

Not Worth While.

Austere Person —I can’t tip you, young man, unless you have change for a tenner. —• —— Waiter (sizing him up)—Keep your dime, sir; I haven’t a nickel about me.