Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 October 1907 — A DOZEN BEANERS. [ARTICLE]

A DOZEN BEANERS.

The fellow that Is‘ selling his corn for-6o cents a bushel wouldn’t' hardly accept the Democratic nomination for President. Lige Harp says he’d hate to have all his money invested in an insurance company that made a specialty of aeronauts and powder mill employees. The fellow that gets up when he wakes up these fail mornings builds fewer air castles but his customers get their milk delivered earlier. The fellow that says there is more booze sold in Rensselaer now than there was before the saloon? went out never sat on the west court house couping on Saturday night before the change. When an old maid has the same beau twice in succession some one usually starts the report, that she is goins: to set .tnarriedr^ — It isalway true that a self-ap, pointed city regulator is a lazy and irresponsible skunk unable to earn a living for himself and doing the dog, in the manger act while trying to J correct others. The tqan mibds . his, own ness has a world of friends, but the fellow \yho.goes out pf| his way to cause trouble ig too cussed .ornery at heart to deserve a friend. The fellow,that rides in a, tyajlopn don’t, havp.to 4°dge automobiles. A Monticello woman received an answer from one of the balloonists, Übie clqtjh viciously for awhile.- ft's a cplij day, when , a vyqman over there up,a ;tJ!I . ‘ Perhaps your i troubles don't

bother, gpybpdy else) try. keeping them to, ywrself and you rrjay jfprget.yop fyaye x (Had, the lopal cartoonist drawn a tion oh its. way. nope from Klentfahd He. might have tpade the track a little crookpd perfect propriety.! ‘ Seems, fike the cow gives less milk when the pricq of feed goes up. ... ijv The fellow that really loves his/ mother-in-law ought to. have many a credit on St. Peter’s ledger. rj\