Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 October 1907 — No Through Freights. [ARTICLE]

No Through Freights.

- “Pard,” said Hiandy Pikes, as he perused the scrap of scientific news, “it says here dot Mars is 38,000,000 miles front de earth," “Great hobos!” gasped Gritty George, as he lit the fragment of a stogie, “Think of tramping dat distance an’ den getting chased by de old dog star.”