Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 September 1907 — Over at St. Joe. . [ARTICLE]

Over at St. Joe. .

The elopers were all smiles. The parson had just tied the knot. Suddenly tbe telephone buzzed furiously and tlie bride’s fattier shouted: “Wait for me!" But the bridegroom only smiled some more and sweetly replied: “Not on your life, dad-ln-law! Time and ‘tied’ wait for no man. We are tied now.” A new prize of SIO,OOO is offered In France for tbe inventloa of a dirlgibla balloon ,