Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 September 1907 — On to Him. [ARTICLE]

On to Him.

“If you marry me you shall have everything you desire.” "Everything?” “Everything.” “AH right, I’ll marry you; but remember the first thing you must give me is what my heart is set on.” “And what is that, my darling?” “A divorce and alimony.”—Houston Post.