Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 40, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 September 1907 — ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. [ARTICLE]

ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.

One thing nice about tradition Is that no one cares whether It Is true or not Brevity la to be commended, but It la hard to be civil with a plain “yea” or “no.” No one seems to have as hard a time earning money as the woman who marries for It When a man begins his questions by an admission of ignorance, you can tell he Is “laying” for you. The man of artistic temperament sees great beauty In a woman’s soul If she looks all right in other particulars. ' - ; '' : Every time a man makes two dollars fooling with a side Issue, his regular business Is damaged three dollars. What has become of the old-fash-ioned woman who expected that the boy who played cards would eventually become a gambler? A fine thing would be ability to maintain the temporary enthusiasm of a man when it first dawns upon him that he needs exercise. The corset affords men What satisfaction they can get out of the belief that women are not as cool In warm weather as they look. What has become of the old-fash-ioned woman who prepared for a company supper cold sliced ham, floating Island and marble cdße? When a man can sueeesfuly handle a baby, he gets credit for It In this way: It Is said he holds the child only when it is on its good behavior.