Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 104, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1907 — How the Tronble Started. [ARTICLE]

How the Tronble Started.

The hen had just crossed the road. “I had no particular reason for crossing it," she said, “hut I thought I'd like to see how many fools would ask why I did it." Ah, wise old hen! Thousands of them have asked that question—thousands of ’em! Many who formerly smoked 10c cigars now smoke Lewis’ “Single Binder” straight sc. Lewis’ Factory, Peoria, 11L A writer in the Westminster Gazette recently produced the following: “The footman made the monosyllabic reply of ’Sickening.”’ . ) . Fa Of* n *l. TI till' Dane* and all Karroo, Plaaaaaa I Q Prrmamcnlly I ur*d *»y I>r. Kllno'a Great Bara a Roatoror. P«ml for Krr» f# trial bottlo and treatiao. lit. It- 11. KLI-NE, Ld., CUI Arch Straot. PhlladalphU, Fa A gale blowing eighty miles an hour exerts a pressure of nearly thirty-two pounds to the square foot. —i—tMrs. Winslow's Boothiko Btbcf for Children ethliig; anlteua the gurna, rodocoa tnflmnmnuon, »1ra coin, ctirea wind ooltc. Z> cenw a bottle.