Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 104, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1907 — At Dinner. [ARTICLE]

At Dinner.

Mrs. John—John, why are you eating so fast? Don’t you know It’s injurious? John—Yes, bat I want to finish the book I’m reading. Mrs. J. —What’s the name of It? John —Why, er, “How to Aid Digestion by Properly Masticating ttM Food!”—Pick-Me-Up.