Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 39, Number 96, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1907 — Cynthia’s Idea. [ARTICLE]

Cynthia’s Idea.

Hiram —Jumping' yeller jackets, Cynthia, I’ve got indigestion something awful. I ate a dozen of them little neck clams up in town. Cynthia—Well, yeou never will be careful of yeour health, pa. I guess it was the necks that were indigestible. You should have told the waiter to cut them off.—Chicago News. Smokers find Lewis’ “Single Binder” ■traight 5c cigar better quality than most 10c brands. Lewis’ Factory, Peoria, 111.